SHE’S SLOW, BUT ENTHUSIASTIC
11.16.09This little girl on “The Today Show” reacts just like I did the one time a girl asked me out in 1998. Coincidentally, that date reacted the same way when I dropped my pants, which I thought was more than a little cruel. I think having a diamondback pattern tattooed there is pretty clever.
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I’m guessing the kid’s only competition in the contest was the stool she was sitting on, seeing how there was no one else in the studio. Sharp as a tack, that one.
Anyone else want to smack this kid around or is it just me?
I react that way every time I remember Al Roker is still on TV.
She acted the same way when they narrowed down her dads to 3
Thank God there was an Aries Spears video link after this.
A tattoo of Luis Gonzalez in 2002 is hardly a “diamondback pattern”
I once had a girl ask me out and I reacted like the rain man when he around hot water in a bathtub.
I bet she has a rash on her pussy.