2009: THE YEAR IN AUTO-TUNE
12.09.09Here are highlights to the year set to auto-tune, and I’m posting this video because I love how shallow and TV-centric it is. Ah, 2009. Remember all the important things that happened? Like Jon & Kate Gosselin’s marriage falling apart, Lady Gaga, Kanye at the VMAs, Octomom, Spencer & Heidi, Christian Bale’s meltdown, and Balloon Boy? Oh right, and our new president! He killed that fly!
Barack Obama: Uh, I also won the Nobel Peace Prize.
America: The noble what now?

I will never forget America embracing the life and death of a pedophile. USA!
That list of important things – even though I know you’re being sarcastic – is really depressing. It’s going to take a really depraved Japanese video clip to help me forget about the state of popular culture in the US.
VEHEMENT POLITICAL OPINION
Yeah, but didn’t he totally not deserve it? Like, at all? You know, because he’s done nothing but grow older before our eyes.