ABSOLUT BONER – UPDATE (2)
12.07.09This story may only have a tenuous tie to television, but I think I’m enough of an expert at drinking and looking at women to celebrate this: Absolut vodka is launching a new series of ads with Kate Beckinsale and Zooey Deschanel as its sexy centerpieces.
Kate Beckinsale and Zooey Deschanel will be featured in Absolut ads to be introduced on Thursday at a party in New York… In keeping with an Absolut tradition, the ads are being photographed by a well-known fashion shutterbug, Ellen Von Unwerth.
The ads carry the theme “Every drink is an exceptional experience,” extending a recent campaign for Absolut that carries the theme “Doing things differently leads to something exceptional.”
Well, sure. A fifth of vodka certainly IS an exceptional experience, and it does indeed lead to something exceptional. Assuming that “throwing up in the back of a police cruiser after making out with subway posters of Kate Beckinsale and Zooey Deschanel” qualifies as something exceptional.
SEXY UPDATE! High-res pictures of the Beckinsale ads, courtesy of the darling Suicide Blonde. For full size, click the thumbnails, then right-click and “view image.” I’ll add Zooey when I find her. She’s probably hanging out at the soy-free, gluten-free vegan restaurant, gnawing on a carrot.
UPDATE #2: And now the Zooey ad. She only gets one because Kate Beckinsale is three times hotter.






I should have given you the Zooey right away. One should never have to wait for the Zooey. I am shamed by my actions.
Is it just me or does that picture of Zooey look like Hilary Duff?
These two are probably unfamiliar with “The Situation”.
I haven’t been this excited about visiting this site since RoboPanda was guest posting.
I’d love to fuck Zooey with a ham bone.
I know she is, but she has admitted she is not as fanatical about it as Zooey is.
Hey Smegga, Emily is a vegan. D’oh!
Imagine offering Zooey a drink of vodka:
Me – ‘Here you go.’ (hands glass of vodka over)
Zooey – ‘Is this suitable for vegans? If any animals died or suffered for my drink, then I will kill you. Oh look! A man is wearing a leather belt, come with me and lets scold him for doing so!’
Me – ‘Fuck you.’
/Emily rules
Ellen Von Unwerth… all I picture is a skinny tie and huge boots.
Should’ve been Kate Beckinsale and EMILY Deschanel
/long live the DesSisFlaWa
I’m giving myself a tenuous tug right now.
That picture was desperately needed after the last post.
Anything Zooey related gets me moist.
After Zooey did those “I wear cotton” commercials, it is the only fabric I wear. What a great fucking fabric.
You call it ‘exceptional;’ I call it ‘Tuesday.’