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LAST NIGHT’S EPISODE: Kind of disappointing, yes? That raging bitch Angelina (not pictured above, because she’s fat and annoying and I hate her) finally got her ass kicked out of the house, but it’s bittersweet since she didn’t get jacked in the face. The rest of the episode felt strained, like the manufactured sort of trash I expect of “The Real World” instead of the genuine trash of “Jersey Shore.”

snookiGYM CLASS HERO. Brad Ferro, aka the man who punched Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi in the Gif Heard Round the World, is a high school gym teacher in New York City. Or was, at least: Ferro has “been moved out of class and into one of the Department of Education’s teacher reassignment centers, also known as a ‘rubber room,’ agency officials confirmed.” More on that, including Ferro’s mugshot, at the New York Post.

SNOOKI SNOOKI SNOOKI! Now that we know Snooki’s full name, we can enrich our lives so much more with added exposure to her. For example, thanks to her Twitter feed, I found out that (a) she’s going to be on today’s Wendy Williams show, and (b) she doesn’t get punched until next week’s episode. MTV, you tease! Oh, and in the most unsurprising development of all time, Snickers was one of the maligned girlfriends on MTV’s “Is She Really Going Out With Him?” Video below. Prepare to be irritated.