Christina Hendricks’s Holiday Party
12.12.09
On Friday night, “How I Met Your Mother” star Neil Patrick Harris delivered a series of tweets from a holiday party thrown by “Mad Men’s” Christina Hendricks, and he was gracious enough to include a picture of himself with the hostess. In the full version of the picture below, you’ll notice that she’s drinking straight whiskey. Of course she drinks whiskey. She’s a gorgeous redhead with a magnificent rack who married a nerdy guy. Why wouldn’t she rub salt in my wound by drinking whiskey? She probably loves watching NFL Sunday Ticket naked and talking about fantasy football, too.
And yes, there are two versions of the full picture. I used Photoshop to get rid of her wedding ring in the second one. She looks much better without it.
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this picture is legend – wait for it – dary
NPH is gayer than a handbag full of rainbows.
/weeds’d
//of course he’d be able to get so close to that glorious rack-age.
A small change, yet significant. You’re doing the Lord’s work, Ufford.
On another note, I daresay NPH has replaced George Clooney and Tom Waites as the Coolest White Man on Earth.
No need to point, NPH, I am well aware of those glorious mountains and that she married a retard.
…and yet he can’t appreciate it.
God damn you NPH, how are you this gay and that awesome at the same time?
And then the worst part is that that’s the BEST Christina Hendricks photo I’ve seen so far. Look at that hot slut! Clearly she is straining in that marriage, constantly thinking about Brad Pitt’s abs or something while that nerdgasm she married is playing another round of Halo: ODST with his friends.
“This gal can suck the gay offa velvet painting of a rainbow unicorn, youse guys!”
Any outfit that calls itself “Classy”, isn’t.
Nice dress. I didn’t know she used to be a Solid Gold dancer.
I heard Christina also has a Rottweiler, is a former Marine, and loves tv/football blogs, Uff.
Man, I’ll bet you that party was legen…
wait for it…
cocaine-filled.
*involved
“Why wouldn’t she rub salt in my wound by drinking whiskey? She probably loves watching NFL Sunday Ticket naked and talking about fantasy football, too.”
I heard she also writes grammatically perfect essays about how everyone involced with Slate and Entourage can go get assfucked with a paint can.
“Of course I’m definitely homosexual! If I weren’t, I’d be smothering my face into these puppies right here!”
Tonight, the role of Tucker Max will be played by Neil Patrick Harris.
NPH is doing the bro point.
THIS FUCKIN GUY RIGHT HERE
Did you just see the skit where Kristin Wiig played a nervous & jittery character who made funny voices and wore outrageous sweaters just like every other week instead they just change her name? ZOMG it was a blast!
I don’t really know why I clicked through from my rss feed to see the full-sized picture. I like suffering, I guess.
/wounds salted
Neil is shocked to find out that he is Christina’s eskimo brother.