EMILY > ZOOEY
12.10.09
Tonight, Fox will air the highly somewhat anticipated episode of “Bones” that guest stars Zooey Deschanel as Emily Deschanel’s second cousin. I’ve never managed to actually sit through an entire episode of “Bones,” but I still enjoyed the video below, which shows Emily and Zooey talking about the episode while the rest of the cast looking at them sideways and says “Maaaaaaaaaake ouuuuuuuuuuuuut” under their breath. I mean, probably. I’m sure the mics just didn’t pick it up.
And in the Great Deschanel Debate that will eventually lead to World War III, the video is definitely a battle won decisively by Team Emily. She’s absolutely glowing here, while Zooey looks merely cute. Pfffft, cute don’t play in the big leagues, honey. Cute don’t pay the bills. Well, unless you run the Daily Puppy. Then cute probably pays the bills.
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I watched “Big Trouble” the other day and man did Zooey use to be FUg! She’s come along way! I had to double check IMDB to make sure it was actually her.
I’d like Zooey’s head frankenstein’d onto Emily’s body. That’s it.
bahahahaha@2dollars
ive wanted to bone zooey for longer and seen her in more things. thats my choice.
Yeah, that Emily Deschanel is one hot dude, all right!
a friend of mine used to live in a the Emily and Zooey bought from his room-mate in LA. I don’t understand why my old spare key no longer works… I mean, I’m sure they changed the locks as all responsible new home-owners should. And checked for web-cams. Always check for web-cams.
They both look like they have heavy periods. Lots of bitching about cramps.
I’d bang Rocky Dennis right in his 5-foot earhole
CrabApple,
So you’re saying they’re both flawed?
Rocky Dennis looks “unique” too. His head is also smaller than Emily’s.
I’d still take Emily because Zooey is so hipstery and my penis is unforgiving and American. If I ever want to be able to hold my pee in while talking to a veteran again, I’m not allowed to bone hipster chicks.
Those of you that prefer Zooey are idiots.
Emily actually looks unique as well as hot. Zooey looks like a lot of girls, nothing special.
/Steps away slowly
Johnny D FTW, both RE the size of Emily’s bean and the fiancee test.
And also that Zooey is still hotter…
Oh, it’s pronounced Zoe. No wonder I’ve getting odd looks whenever i cry out Zooee.
David Boreanez during his non-puffy Angel years is really the best choice.
Emily’s face has alot of angles to it. Her face looks like a rhombus.
Zooey looks like a girl who would be impressed if you had a record player in your apartment and would bang you if you said things like “Free trade coffee is the only coffee I drink”.
Johnny D, that is the classic test.
Girls think Sarah Jessica Parker is hot and Jennifer Love Hewitt (circa 1999) wasn’t.
Wait, I think I’ve solved this Emily vs. Zooey debate: I have, at different points, said to my fiancee both “Man, Zooey is hot,” and “Man, Emily is hot.” Her reactions…
Zooey: “I know! She’s so cute! I just love her.”
Emily: /stares icy daggers at me, makes me sleep on the couch
Emily is threateningly hot to girls; Zooey is not. Case closed.
/still prefers Zooey
For those of you with a Zooey boner
http://fuckyeahzooey.tumblr.com/
I like the fact she wears a lot of skirts, I’m guessing she usually wears tights/stockings to avoid sun burn.
Am I the only one who refuses to believe they’re biologically related? For god’s sake, Zooey looks like she weighs less than Emily’s cans.
Also, the it’s not really incest when they have naughty pillow fights in my dreams.
Burnsy, you mean Dane Cook?
/Give me the one that fucked Andy Botwin over the one that fucks David Boreanez.
FLAWA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh wow, the douchebag from Waiting is on Bones. I knew there was a reason I didn’t watch this show.
But seriously, Emily looks like the bitch older sister who is humiliated by her free-wheeling hipster younger sister, which means two things: 1) Emily is uptight but secretly loves butt sex and 2) Zooey is a weirdo and openly likes butt sex. Winner: Us.
Her melon is huge. Her melons are larger. I still prefer Zooey. She seems getable.
Why does Emily’s head look about 8 sizes bigger than Zooey’s in those interview pieces? Is there some sort of lighting/hair effect at work? Regardless, neither one is at their best in this video, but my boner points towards Zooey.
Emily wins. She has bigger boobs.
[Emily’s] absolutely glowing here, while Zooey looks merely cute.
Hey, Zooey is glowing here, too. Alright, maybe she’s a little more translucent. And she shouldn’t talk. But she’s still superior.
An excellently worded headline