As much as I love writing, I don’t have the right words for how much I dislike Perez Hilton. What he does on a daily basis is an insult to anyone who puts any kind of effort into a creative endeavor on the Internet. He’s a talentless liar and a fame whore whose only success comes from the fact that he showed up early to celebrity blogging and most people are too lazy to change their bookmarks.

So it was refreshing to see Sam Rubin of KTLA (LA’s station for the CW) rip Perez on-air after Princess Fairypants ditched out on an interview yesterday. Naturally, Perez demanded an apology because he’s an insufferable drama queen, but instead Rubin called him a talentless dope and went off on him for two and a half minutes. It’s the most pleasure I can get from a Perez Hilton-related video that isn’t him being beaten with an aluminum baseball bat and buried alive in the desert.