FML. F ALL OF OUR L’S
12.04.09
As noted earlier this week, buxom blonde Jamie Lee Darley was bested by Kylie Bisutti (pictured) in a vote to determine the newest Victoria’s Secret Angel during the CBS telecast of the popular lingerie line’s fashion show. And while I admit to favoring Jamie Lee, Kylie’s not exactly unattractive, either. Unfortunately for our respective fantasies, the 19-year-old is already married, having recently tied the knot during a beach ceremony in Cabo San Lucas.
So, who’s the lucky fellow?
Nice. That’s just great. Thanks, world.
In case you’re interested, there are more picture of God giving us the middle finger at the Chris Schmitt Photography Blog.
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this guy that she married is successful in his own right and makes more money in a day than most people do in a year.
Chicks go crazy for the Chris Cornell look
Graddy, matt got paud to write that. What’s your excuse for reading it?
FML indeed……she married a pyramid scheme lackey
http://www.acninc.com/acn/us/acn-mike-bisutti.html
I understand — different audience. Which reminds me, when are you going to finish writing your book? I’m serious, we really need something like the story you posted on Veterans’ Day to teach our students.
Different site, different voice required. It goes without saying that Yahoo pays very well.
He looks like a failed NFL punter.
HAHAHA
You wrote that? You wrote about a preschoolers hypothetical feelings? Fail! But you gotta pay the rent so I will not hate on that.
Jeez, man, how did you write this with a straight face: “Still, Maddox seemed to enjoy the night out on the town without his siblings, as Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, and twins Knox and Vivienne were all noticeably absent. They’ll have to wait their turn to steal the spotlight.” Blech!
I can’t think of a particularly great place to put this, but I wanted to congratulate Matt for his Yahoo front page link to his “Goddess Celebrity Moms” blog post on Yahoo. So Matt, will you be the official Brangelina blogger for Yahoo now?
http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/goddess/maddox-jolie-pitt-steals-brangelina-spotlight/304?nc
I think to set the universe back in balance, a hot soccer player should have to date me. Carlos Bocanegra, your country, no, your gender is calling for you to take one for the team.
PS I high five any guy who bangs even a moderately attractive 19 yr old. This dude gets to be pope of my new religion.
@CrabAp–perhaps, but her personality digs anal.
That dude as acromegaly in the face.
His chin is like 5 inches in diameter.
I bet the women I date have a way better personality than his wife.
Why didn’t I think of wearing jeans at my wedding!!!
/saw the Leinart thing, too, Burnsy
So she’s a soccer WAG?! That fucking clinches it, I’m picking up half dozen soccer balls and stapling my sons’ arms to their sides for the next dozen years. When they complain I’ll show them pictures of her and tell them they should be fucking THANKING me.
OH COME ON!!! What the fuck is wrong with these women?
Do you know who Jamie Lee’s boyfriend is?
http://chivas.usa.mlsnet.com/players/bio.jsp?team=t120&player=kljestan_s&playerId=kle326299&statType=current
I am not kidding, but it makes me feel better that I have sex with better looking men then VS models.
19? So is she going to go to college and get an education, or what?
FUCK YOU, MATT LEINART IN FOUR YEARS!!!
@KP, not to mention the skinny jeans and hipster sneakers.
Sorry but he looks too much like the douchenozzle from Entourage for me not to hate.
I’m more disturbed by the 7 year old with a comb-over.
(He doesn’t have cancer, right? Right?)
Seriously, I expected an orange, Ed Hardy wearing Guido. That’s just an average guy with bad hair.
Why are all the hot women either married or dead hookers?
WHY, GOD? WHY?
Yeah, I agree with miamidiesel on all counts. It’s just some random guy, and there’s absolutely nothing he can do to stop me from fantasizing about his wife. Winner: ME.
I’ll say it – good for that guy, whoever the fuck he is. Before the jump, I was afraid it was going to be some douche bag from an MTV reality show, or Eurotrash athlete, or an abomination like what Marisa Miller is married to. This dude seems normal and non-threatening. Besides, he might be married to this chick, but that won’t stop me from having sexy thoughts about her when it’s wankin’ time
Nice of you to dress up and shave for the occasion, buddy.
19 year old models have a well deserved reputation for making great, thoughtful decisions. So this marriage will probably last.
Luckiest homeless dude ever. Seriously, either shave or grow a fucking real beard.
Gives hope to those of us who can only grow patchy chinstraps/neckbeards.