Submitted without commentary. The ten biggest foodgasms on Food Network in 2009. No words accompany the photos, and none are needed. [Food Network Humor]
Jack Black to guest star on ‘Community.’ I like this; Black is at his best in supporting/guest roles. [Zap 2 It]
Ten of the most beloved Christmas specials. Man, it’s like reliving my childhood. Except without the beatings. [Gunaxin]
Suck on THAT, people whose fake IDs actually worked. It’s science: baby-faced people live longer. Retribution for looking 12 when I was 17. [Asylum]
Some serious thrusting going on there. A breakdown of “The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty.” The highlight is a NSFW “.gif wall” of LaToya Jackson’s 1994 Playboy video because “as someone so awkward, prone to flailing and in possession of a voice that’s like nails on a chalkboard, gifs might actually be La Toya’s natural medium.” [fourfour]
In case you were in danger of maybe not hating MTV. They’ve selected the cast for the “Teen Wolf” TV remake. You know, the one that they’re remaking to be like Twilight? Anyway, try to guess if the lead werewolf looks anything like a cross between Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner. [Film School Rejects]
That dress fits nicely. For those who are sad that they will no longer see Rita on “Dexter,” here’s Julie Benz at a TV Guide party last month. [The Bastardly via Hot Clicks]
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Even though you didn’t go into detail about what happens to Rita I was still anticipating something happening to her the whole season since I was just glancing over the site. I live in Australia so I can’t watch everything when it airs in America, I have to download stuff and eventually I get around to watching it. I constantly read this site and other TV blogs and manage to not spoil anything since spoilers are usually highlighted or at least not on the homepage. So thanks for ruining it for me. And thanks for being a prick to the people that called you on it and then ruining it for further people. I’m looking forward to you posting the ending to Lost on the homepage the minute it finishes airing, I’m sure Lost fans will be much more forgiving.
Fuck you, you fucking nerds. I clicked to see a sexxy picture of Giada, and had Dexter ruined.
Sup Dexturds! I’m glad she died and I hope she burns in hell!
(spits in ur lunchables)
(gives you the D Generation X crotch pump)
I can understand why people are upset. For one, Ufford never talks about Dexter, so Dexter viewers might think it’s safe to read his blogs without a spoiler. Second, it was sort of out of nowhere. Yeah, it’s easy to avoid Uff talking about SoA because it’s usually in the headline. I watch many of the same shows he does and I’ve never had anything spoiled before because I’ve been able to avoid the items he’s written about them. I’ve gone back almost a week later to read Just the Badass Parts. Third, we all know there is new technology that gives us media instantly, but there is also new technology that allows us to delay the viewing of shows. There are far more people watching shows on delay than there used to be.
Having said all that, it was spoiled for me by the commenters, not Ufford and it’s really not all that big a deal anyway.
We once got accused of spoiling The Usual Suspects. The fucking movie came out 13 years before our site even existed. I’d like to think the statute of limitations had expired at least after a decade.
Jeez, I watch shows later than you guys because I am in England, so I am behind conversations about them, and to Uff’s credit, he has never mentioned anything about a show that could spoil it for me.
Want to know how? I think long and hard before clicking on articles on here. When Sons of Anarchy had their great finale, I knew there would be some discussion of it on here, so I stayed away. For two days. Worth it in the end.
What’s a “Dexter”?!?
Fuckin’ troll spoiler whiney bitches. I can’t stand people that troll message boards, blogs, and forums about TV shows and then raise total hell about spoilers. What in the everlivingratfuck do you think people are talking about on here???
*keeps whackin’ off with “KY Schadenfreude”*
More bitchin’, girls! Almost doesn’t sound like a circle jerk of retards in here! Oh, here are some more non-PC homo comments about Graddy: Graddy is a nancy boy, limp-wristed girly man that gets his jollies by wanking it to musclemen magazine whilst shoving a thumb up his recently douched fag homo fudge-packin’ three snaps in a z formation Guess Jeans George Michael in a bathroom stall getting blown candy ass.
Credit to Ufford for owning it. You don’t give a shit, and I respect you for that.
@Bobman – I never said that TV shows shouldn’t be discussed until they come out on DVD, so hey, fuck you, buddy. It’s a TV blog, der, so of course they should be free to discuss anything they want. You wanna liveblog a TV finale? Sure. Full recap post the next day? Go for it. I don’t think of spoiler warnings as mandatory, I think of them as a courtesy. Like I said, putting “DEXTER FINALE SOMETHING SOMETHING” in a post title makes it easy for me to skip over it and save myself the trouble. But just like you think it’s ridiculous to expect bloggers not to discuss TV shows until they come out on DVD, I think it’s ridiculous to think I can’t read a TV blog until I’ve seen every TV show that might possibly be spoiled, because some dickweed might throw a reference to Shane killing his whole family and himself in the “Shield” finale (oops!) into a discussion of fucking “Top Chef” or something. Ufford’s made it clear that that kind of courtesy isn’t his thing. Fine. I’ve been spoiled on some TV show before, and I’ll be spoiled again. My life goes on, and Warming Glow is entertaining enough that I’ll keep reading rather than throw some tantrum and swear off the site forever.
And “Rosebud” wasn’t some fucking sled; it was Kane’s nickname for Susan Alexander’s clit.
A heartfelt personal apology from Uff is far better than a shocking end to any show.
Then to you, Taco, I am sincerely apologetic. Sorry about that.
You know what’s funny? I just assumed Matt meant we wouldn’t see her because the season ended. The spoiler for me was finding out in the comment section by some offended loser that she was dead.
@Daniel DVD? Really? How long should sites that talk about TV shows avoid spoilers then? 6 months until the DVD boxed set comes out? Really? So… no discussion of television shows after they air any more? Die.
I do not want to see Guy Fieri’s “O” face
@Graddy @Dormammu
DexFlaWa?
Rocky beats Drago.
BTK, watching you homos phag out about Dexter “spoilers” is almost as gay as MTV “standing up for it’s principles” and not airing the Snooki Punch.
That was beyond eloquent. Would’ve been even better if you had laden the 2nd half of that sentence with as many gay references as the 1st.
Oh, and there’s zero relation between the two, besides the fact that both make you angry. But between the homophobic overtones and wanting to watch women get decked by jacked shirtless men, I’m guessing just about everything makes you angry (including those confusing dreams you have at night).
Also, the North won.
At least make that bit useful dammit! Did you at least get full frontal in the bathtub shot?
Yes, of John Lithgow.
At least make that bit useful dammit! Did you at least get full frontal in the bathtub shot?
I WANT TO SERVE GIADA FOOD WITH MY CUM IN IT.
I assumed she didn’t go out like Chuck Cunningham.
BTK, watching you homos phag out about Dexter “spoilers” is almost as gay as MTV “standing up for it’s principles” and not airing the Snooki Punch. Uff didn’t go overseas and get shot at by fucking ragheads so you can bitch about fucking Showtime spoilers, you spineless fruits.
WHADDYA MEAN DARTH VADER IS LUKE’S FATHER???
Dammit Ufford, you just ruined the end of Pulp Fiction for me.
Agreed, Punch. I would love to bury my face in between Giada’s lovely rack and just go to town. She makes Food Network into Fap Network.
Listen, let’s get back to what’s important… seeing Giada nude.
But just dropping this one in a random links post means you’re a dick, Ufford.
I never said that wasn’t the case. Listen, bummer about the spoiler, but I specifically held back the DETAILS of her departure, and people who are behind are STILL bitching. Am I insensitive to your situation? Yes, absolutely. In the brave new world of digital media, it’s a calculated risk that you took. I’d feel bad about it, but it’ll probably happen again some time in the next couple months.
p.s. Hey everybody who watches shows on DVD, a nuclear bomb goes off at the end of Season 5 of “Lost.”
Also, Bruce Willis was dead the entire time.
Gee, and here I thought the brave new world of digital media (which, you know, makes sites like this possible) meant that people could watch TV shows in alternative ways like on Netflix Instant, or on DVD, if (God forbid) they haven’t paid for a Showtime subscription. I avoided the earlier Dexter post because I didn’t want to get spoiled. Easy enough. But just dropping this one in a random links post means you’re a dick, Ufford. Own it.
If you really liked the show, you would have, you know, WATCHED IT WHEN IT FUCKING AIRED, PUSSIES.
/LaToya’s rack was quite lovely back in the day
It’s like being pissed after going to a sports web site and finding out that the Saints and Colts are still undefeated.
SPOILER ALERT: Colts and Saints are still undefeated
Next thing you know you’ll go around ruining episodes of Mad Men by telling people Don Draper drinks and is bad ass. You know, whenever it actually starts up again.
People do realize this is a blog about TV right? I don’t like spoilers any more than anyone else, but if I’m behind on a show I like I don’t go to blogs ABOUT TV expecting to not be spoiled.
Hee. I do enjoy some ragey ufford.
That link needs more Nigella Lawson.
And SERIOUSLY, I didn’t say HOW she left the show. Maybe she just told Dexter she’s moving to Brazil.
It’s fucking TUESDAY, the show aired Sunday, and the Internet delivers up-to-the-minute news. I’m sorry if that ruined the whole season for everybody, but don’t act all high and mighty and act like it’s MY fault that you’re too busy to watch an hour of TV. If you loved the show so much you would have watched it by now.
Seriously – wtf on the Dexter spoiler? Stupid me for being a whole two days behind!
thanks for spoiling the dexter finale
Here’s a tip: if you’re two days behind on watching your TV shows, don’t surf the Web for TV news. At least I didn’t say she was dead in the bathtub at the end of the episode. How’s that for a spoiler?
thanks for spoiling the dexter finale
I’d take Giada into the pantry, and let Alton Brown do the actual cooking.