Big news in the world of high-minded literature today, as “Gossip Girl” will be made into a Japanese manga comic. I’m going to assume that the story was first broken by the leading trade magazine Tentacle Rape Daily.
Written and illustrated by HyeKyung Baek, “Gossip Girl: For Your Eyes Only” will pull from the same source material as the hit CW television series chronicling the lives of students at an elite private school in New York City, while also offering “an original re-imagination of the girls’ senior year focusing on the lives of Blair and Vanessa.” [MTV]
Waaaaaaaaaaaait a second. Hye-Kyung Baek? That’s a Korean name. Koreans aren’t even half as perverse as the Japanese. I’m sorry, but if this doesn’t feature a hypersexualized cartoon version of Blake Lively getting groped on the subway, I’m just not interested.



Meester get me outaaaa heeerre. Hahahaaa! That was awesome.
Here’s what i’m hoping to see in this manga
Kenshiro: Omae wa mo shinderu…. (You’re already dead)
*Kenshiro punches Chuck Bass and walks away. Chuck’s head starts pulsating then explodes*
How will they make Leighton Meester (Meester get me outtaaaaa heeerre) look more like a coke addict than she already is? I think she’s a human that actually trumps her cartoon self in that case. I mean, take a look at the at bitch. She was so sexy like 2 years ago. Now she looks like a Lindsay Lohan party favor.
What with Gossip Girl’s affinity for same-sex activity, can we assume this version will feature tentacle grape?
I’m not sure if the gay actors will translate well to comics.
Since this is Korean, I assume Lively will be eating pussy…cat.