12.02.09 KILL IT. KILL IT WITH FIRE.

Actually, I applaud Kim’s ability to work a shaft. She has SOME talent.

I’ll probably get killed for saying this, but Cook’s last Comedy Central special was actually pretty funny.

These guests are wasted on Leno. They belong on Letterman. Dave would mock them right to their faces, while Leno will actually take them seriously.

I want to kill two of them, and have sex with the other one. And then kill the one I had sex with.

You guessed it. I want to fuck Leno’s chin.

“Jay Leno, Dan Cook, and Kim Kardashian. You can’t possibly squeeze less talent into one show…”

Leno: Thanks to Dane Cook and Kim Kardashian for being here. We leave you with this performance by Soulja Boy. G’night everybody!

It could suck more if the cast of Entourage was on.

“Let’s all cut Obama some slack, okay? Television without Leno is change I can believe in.”

I don’t know Uff, I think we can do better than just replacing one no-talent hack with another no-talent hack.

/shows self out

Even in that banner pic, Cook is going to be derivative in 0.3 seconds by wearing an arrow through the head.

If KK was wearing that outfit I’d watch it on endless loop.

Will Kim K be 90% CGI like she is in most of her photos?

Maybe Bill Hicks’ wish will finally come true:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfkvpcjNk7c

I actually like KK. She’s a dumb Valley girl but doesn’t try not to be. I like my women dumb you see.

ZOMG total rhyme scheme!