LINKS: PUT THAT TIGER TO WORK
12.29.09
Wouldn’t a snow leopard have been better for the job? An awesome collection of winter photos. [The Big Picture via Urlesque]
45 Indelible Television Moments in 2009. The Onion’s A.V. Club always does excellent work, and it’s pretty hard to argue with this year-end list. The only glaring flaw I noted was the omission of “WWII in HD.” Dude, HITLER IN COLOR. [A.V. Club]
Intercourse only $16.49??? Pfft, maybe in Thailand. [BuzzFeed]
Twenty-five Awesome Winter Fails. Spoiler: most of them involve ice. [Holy Taco]
OMG, we’re running out of duck phones! The duck phone, probably the most real-looking character on “Jersey Shore,” is nearly impossible to find at online retailers. [Best Week Ever]
Children’s Books That Shouldn’t Exist. There’s some genuinely creepy stuff here, like It Hurts When I Poop, Never Smile at a Monkey, and Why Is Daddy Angry? And I only made one of those up. [Unreality Mag]
The Sexiest Magazine Covers of the Year. A pretty good list, but they snubbed Olivia Wilde on GQ. And they get minus-infinity points for Tina Fey on Vanity Fair. Other than that, good work. [Asylum]
![[avatar]](http://p.uproxxcdn.com/global/images/default-avatar.jpg){kind=avatar}
![[image]](http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2012/01/cupcake-150x150.jpg)
![[image]](http://cdn.wg.uproxx.com/wp-content/thumbnails/130/110/2011/09/dog-150x150.jpg)
Ryan Conklin > All the Jersey shore goobers combined. MTV’d better treat him good when he gets back home in a day or two.
Some odd choices for the magazine covers of the year. Lily Allen on Q http://tinyurl.com/yagdnjo and Megan Fox on Empire http://tinyurl.com/yzhoaw4 shoulda been contenders.
There are far too many CBS shows on that list.
Hmm, the October issue of Asian Fever seems to have been overlooked
Orange vest lady is making sure that Chris Henry gets his community service in before heading to Hell.
The Vikki Blows cover wins.
Woman in the orange vest = Tiger’s #15.
Looking at the list of sexy magazine covers, I want to state for the record that I would knock a naked Megan Fox to the ground to get to Diora Baird.
I was going to give you shit for ragging on Tina Fey, but yeah, that’s a bad cover. The inside shot where she’s laying on the floor with her glasses in her teeth? That’s got win written all over it. And my spooge.