LINKS: THE D.E.N.N.I.S. SYSTEM WORKS
12.09.09
And the waitress, too! Glen Howerton of “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” puts the D.E
.N.N.I.S. System into effect with Christina Hendricks. Wow, I forgot how much I miss “Mad Men.” [Next Round]
This is awesome. Something called “concrete cloth” won Material of the Year at the Clothy Awards Material ConneXion. “It’s a concrete permeated canvas that can be formed and tacked down as easily as a thick cloth, but once exposed to water (including rain and seawater) it becomes a waterproof, fireproof, bullet-resistant concrete surface that lasts for 10 years.” That murderer from The Lovely Bones could have really used this to make his rape cave. [Gamma Squad]
I like anything with a ‘Fist Pump’ button. Ladies and gentlemen, the Jersey Shore Nickname Generator. Oh, and while we’re on the subject of “Jersey Shore,” that whole death threat story is totally overblown. [Unlikely Words]
Glayvin! The 12 nerdiest shows that need to be on DVD. [Topless Robot]
Surprise, he’s a ginger. Andrew Conley is a 17-year-old boy accused of strangling his 10-year-old brother to death, who then told police that it made him feel like Dexter. Funny, the only show on premium cable that makes me want to kill is “Entourage.” [CBS News]
The best part about a recession? It affects Bonnie Hunt, too. “The Bonnie Hunt Show” is officially canceled after it finishes this season. Of course, that’s more on account of it sucking than the recession. [B&C]
What a shame. Cancer’s supposed to be funny. Bryant Gumbel announced that he has lung cancer. That’s too bad. I’ve never been a big fan of his, but I still would have preferred it be his brother Greg. [With Leather]
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Dennis isn’t shoving their heads into his junk because The Waitress is married to Charlie in real life. I mean, I don’t know why he’s not shoving CH’s head into his junk, though.
I tried the D.E.N.N.I.S. system once. It worked only until I fell in love with a pregnant girl. I swear to God, I only thought she was fat. I mean, that was the second N.
Something is odd in the perspective of this picture and it’s preventing me from enjoying Christina Hendrick’s melons(okay not really. But don’t those beers look fucking gigantic? Especially Mary Elizabeth’s. Are they drinking 22oz beers? Do they even bottle Corona in that size bottle?
Also, it appears that Christina has been drinking some wine in a can.
One of the messages said, “Stupid b****, I want you to die!”
Why are they so quick to assume it was only for Jersey Shore?
The first two hours of Jersey Shore made me hyperventilate into a paper bag full of paint thinner. In a good way.
Did those things get bigger.
Those aren’t death threats to MTV, the NJ locals are simply “Nurturing Dependence“.
And congratulations, New Jersey, you’re officially less able to take a joke than Kazakhstan.
Why isn’t Dennis shoving both of their heads into his junk? I would.
“Andrew Conley is a 17-year-old boy accused of strangling his 10-year-old brother to death, who then told police that it made him feel like Dexter. ”
Can I go ahead and accuse his parents of doing a super-crappy job?
Finally Dexter gets a mention! Best show on TV.