little-chocolatiers

If you think TLC had exploited every possible iteration of little people, large families, the creation of sweets, and children in pageants, guess again: a one-hour special called “Little Chocolatiers” will air on December 21st (next Monday) that will focus on the lives of Steve Hatch and Katie Masterson, married little people who run Salt Lake City’s Hatch Family Chocolates. 

Can two little people who own a chocolate shop produce 600 chocolate dice for a casino night party? And how will they build a life-sized, all chocolate flower garden for a couple’s fifth anniversary complete a project that’s bigger than they are? [TLC]

I don’t know is they can handle such a BIG project. Maybe if they HAD TEN CHILDREN IMMEDIATELY to help out around the shop, it could boost ratings make life easier for them. Hey, they live in Utah. They could do it just to fit in. Although I imagine they already fit in most places. That’s a midget joke, son.

[Eat Me Daily via Videogum; see also: Fertile Little Tattooed Pageant Parents Who Enjoy Baking]