MORNING LINKS WITH TOPLESS RIHANNA
12.16.09
(Because Rihanna could make a eunuch horny)
Well hello. Rihanna’s on the cover of GQ this month, and while that isn’t specifically TV-related, the last time I flew JetBlue, there was one channel that just showed clips of all her videos on loop. It was hypnotically sexy. Anyway, if you scroll to the bottom of the post, the first two thumbnails are high-resolution, so be sure to right-click and view the full the image after you click through. [GQ]
<– Click that. It made me laugh.
Top nude scenes of 2009! In an awesome development, the highly respected Mr. Skin ranked Eva Amurri as a stripper in “Californication” as the number one nude scene over Jessica Biel as a stripper in Powder Blue. The lesson, as always, is that strippers are awesome. (Also: let’s just go ahead and revisit that Amurri glory, why don’t we?) [Toronto Sun]
Celebrity Christmas letters to Santa. Probably the only time Snooki from “Jersey Shore,” Jon Gosselin, and Barack Obama will ever be grouped together. [Holy Taco]
I don’t really have a problem with ‘the Aughts.’ Six terrible names people are trying to give this decade. [Cracked]
Lions and tigers and bears, oh my God I want to go there immediately. At an animal rescue center in Georgia, Baloo the bear, Shere Khan the tiger, and Leo the lion are best friends that live together (they were two months old when they were rescued from drug dealers in a police raid). I’m just going to go ahead and assume that they fight crime, as well. [Urlesque]
Who was the most hated person in 2009? It’s a tough one. Chris Brown almost got my vote just because of the Rihanna theme here, but I went with Wall Street bankers for, you know, plunging our entire country into ruin and then asking for millions more dollars. [Asylum]
This won’t get its own post. For those interested in seeing the Situation and Snooki on Conan last night, you can watch it online. By the way, I was misinformed about them being the only guests — Megan Mullally was the first guest (and pretty funny). [Hulu]
Whoopty damn doo. Jennifer Lopez will perform “Louboutins” on tonight’s season finale of “So You Think You Can Dance.” Maybe she’ll fall on her ass again. [Fancast]
Photo credit: Michael Thompson/GQ
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Ending this post with J-Lo is like realizing you have to bury the hooker after you have sex with her.
You don’t have to be a Japanese businessman to wanna see Rihanna get violated by that unicorn.
Hmmmmm Eva gets top nude scene, eh? It just goes to show that even with a pig face, having huge tits can take you far in this world.
@UU – yeah, but, she REALLY does need to do something about that hair at some point.
Killer body, though.
Dude, you can get past a dog. Nobody fucks with a lion.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seQsqfwd0ts
I’m also down with the “aughts” but that’s only because the Kaiser stole our word for “zero.”
Some ballbag on NPR (yeah, yeah, I’m a fag) in Philadelphia argued that they should be called “The Fraughts.” I nearly punched my fucking radio.
Rihanna is so hot that I’m willing to overlook her stupid haircut.