12.30.09 PHILLY TO GET REAL ‘ALWAYS SUNNY’ BAR

Let’s hope they don’t sign the bar up to host a dance marathon and put the bar up as the prize.

I’m already excited to make a pilgrimage for Flipadelphia 2010.

it’s Olde City section, holmes

Riot punches all around!

@Rich – edited. Sorry, I don’t know the sixth borough very well.

Why don’t they just call it Paddy’s?

Time to start prepping my liver vor a visit!

I hope that they have weirdo Vietnamese dudes playing Russian Roulette in the basement.

I hope it’s better than the fake “Cheers” franchises in the airports, with the life size statues of Cliff and Norm…FAIL.

Haha it’s not “olde” it’s “old”. This isn’t Albuquerque.

First dick towels, now this. Next, I want to buy some kitten mittens.

As long as Chemical Toilet and/or The Pecan Sandies are on stage I’ll take a shot in the mouth.

Hopefully they don’t have any doors marked “Pirate”

I hope he’s wearing something made out of windbreaker.

I have never been so homesick in all my life. Time to try and raise money for a trip back home to the Promised Land of Philadelphia.

Eh, whatever. Philadelphia still fucking sucks.

Try living in podunk Montana for the last 9 years.

We (Philly Tourism) will need to revise our It’s Always Sunny itinerary (www.gophila.com/sunny) to include this bar! It’s in a great location in Old City, too. Right on Market St.

The only old town tavern is GARY’S Old Towne Tavern. Period!

So lets get down to brass tacks. Is Dee hot? I mean, I’d fuck’r, but I really just need a warm place to stick it these days.

I can’t wait to try their secret microbrew.

Yes Chardie, Dee is hot. And Kaitlin is a really nice girl.

They can’t call it Paddy’s because MacElhenny will have to sue himself for copyright infringement