If you missed the televised majesty of the first two hours of MTV’s “Jersey Shore,” then it’s possible you don’t know that this is Nicole, aka “Snooki.” She got really wasted her first night at the beach house and wanted to leave the show after two days because she wasn’t getting enough attention, which is odd considering that she got plenty of attention when she stripped down to her bra and thong underwear and got in the hot tub (even though a thong swimsuit would have been a little bit more classier if you’re gonna wear anything at all, you know what I mean?).
Anyway, the point is that if you watched “Jersey Shore,” you probably wished that someone would just punch this girl in the face. Consider this an early Christmas present from Zooped:
I have watched this approximately ten thousand times today, and I plan to watch it for most of the rest of the day. In fact, I never want to be not watching it.
(Editor’s note: violence against women is bad. Violence against people on “Jersey Shore” is encouraged, regardless of sex.)
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I’m sick and tired of everyone bitching about how this show gives a bad name to Italians: it doesn’t. It gives a bad name to any metrosexual dumb ass who spends equal amounts of time spotting other guys at the gym and tanning, and the whores that follow them around like its their job. You don’t have to be Italian to be in the same ridiculous mindset on the show. . . I know plenty of Irish dumb asses who dress and act the same way, and they are equally as ridiculous and deserving of a kick in the nuts (or punch in the nose, depending on gender). If you’re Italian, and you’re offended by the show you are either:
A) “Guido,” so you brought this upon yourself
B) Offended by the ridiculous nature of “Guidos,” who exist with or without the show and give you a bad name every day all over long island and the jersey shore.
Don’t be mad at MTV, Beat up a Guido!
You Know she is annoying but no woman deserves to be hit.
ladies just stop thinkin that you can say and do anything you want to any body you want cause your livin by an antiquated belief that YOU CAN……it is very dangerous to underestimate the level of crazy you might get in response.
all men are dogs some bark louder than others to be a gentleman is not on most men’s list just enough to get laid
some women think every man should suffer her wrath from every man that let her down they develop a tone and deserving demeanor that i think should be addressed in our society, no wonder everyone’s on the DL
he punched every no lipped sloppy drunk loud mouth jacuzzi ho that thought they were are that he ever met before her as well
i think this should happen far more frequently to shut up these wounds……they having baby wounds are the time
I know a guy who knows a guy who knows a Re-constructive surgeon…
jill, if this stupid ugly whore was our daughter or sister we would expect that she would be punched out frequently because of her behaviour. hopefully, she learned something from it.
She is so not Italian. She has a cute petite nose like most hispanics and she drinks like an Indian who cannot metabolize alcohol and gets totally crazy when she drinks. She doesn’t have a big long European nose.
you are all dumb asses..like thats really funny? What if that was your daughter or sister?
this show gives a bad name to Italians. like wtf, not everyone on jersey shore acts this ridiculous
That douchbag would have been tasting his balls after I kicked them up in his throat than I would have strangled him with his dick.
Anyone entertained by this and watching it several times just to get a kick out of it needs help. Go get some…lots of it
They had a NY radio station take a vote with listeners and… they voted her ass out of her home town! Really!!!
JOn
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snooki isnt even italian. she is adopted from chile. she also isnt even from new jersey but upstate new york in ulster county, wherever that is- a town im sure that is full of white trash rednecks. but yeah, she definitely ISNT EVEN ITALIAN!!!
This is why you never sneak up on a retard…
her face looks as though she’s been punched a few times. and that was before the gym teacher clocked her.
I guess there was no other way to get his point across….
Everyone who is trying to defend snooki and say that violence against women is bad is correct.
HOWEVER, this gif is still hilarious, and while I don’t believe that anyone here is truly condoning violence against women, this unfortunate situation has already occurred. Being that there is nothing we can do to change that, I suggest we all get a sense of humor and realize that this is one of the funniest things you will ever see in your life. I’m sorry for Snooki and won’t say that she deserved it, but this is absolutely hilarious. The guy turns like a robot and just gives it to her. I agree with the comment about never wanting to not be watching this.
Once again, I would never hit a woman and I don’t condone this man’s actions, but I am going to watch this over and over and laugh every time. Now stop trying to ruin our fun by calling us bad, sick people. We don’t hit women, we just enjoy funny things and this is funny.
everyone on that show is asking for a punch in the head
WOW…I heard that Snooki ate her tooth after she got clocked by that tool. I mean, Come ON! Don’t make that young lady eat her own toof!
Any way, has anyone ever notice that Snooki looks like a leemar? Big crazy eyes with tiny mouth.
The people on this show are a walking venarial disease. Leathery tanned umpa lumpa p*ssy = chronic bleeding weiner. :)
Much Love, Your Italian Motha Trucka
“She was asking for it.”
That sounds a lot like what some people say about rape victims. So I guess women shouldn’t be loud, or provocative, or drink, or say anything, or breathe. Because they just piss people off, right?
The guy stole her drink. On top of that, whatever she said to him wasn’t nearly enough to warrant punching her.
It DOES make a difference between men and women. Men are overwhelmingly more powerful. Even if a girl provokes you, you will most likely do more damage to her than she could to you. Not to mention, there are societal overtones with male on female violence. Do you not realize that men have had control over women historically? And that women are overwhelmingly raped by men? Like men feel they have authority over a woman because she acts a certain way? Do you not remember the guy who walked into a gym and killed a bunch of women just because they were women? Because he didn’t get the attention from women he thought he DESERVED?
You’re not entitled to anyone else. Your actions have consequences. Even if a woman provokes you, you’re going to do more damage to her. There’s a creepy sexual charge about this kind of violence, too. One guy on another post described it as “blowing a load in her face that he’s been holding in for a week.” How does that not sound rapey?
Read what you just wrote, then join us back in humanity.
Not right that he punched her & HARD! She does run her mouth a lot but still.
I did get an LOL chuckle out of your little early Christmas gift line though :P
EVERYTHING my mother taught me says that under no circumstances can you ever hit a girl.
I’m sorry mama but……BANG! Zoom! Right to the Moon!! LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO!
p.s. someone help me i can’t look away!
WOW! So this guy ‘Brad’ is from NY?
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not only does the broad get rocked, u can clearly see that the little fucker standing in the almost middle of them gets rocked as he strikes forward towards snookie
thats my gym teacher brad lol he got fired for this!
This Is An Example Of What Happens When Your Really Drunk…This Dude Is My Gym Teacher And He’s Fucking Awesome…He Aint This Person In The GiF. So Fuck The Haters BRAD Is The Shit!
yes, he’s a fucking idiot for punching her. No, nothing completely excuses it.
She has to take some responsibility as well for antagonizing a drunk, stranger, dense guido. I watched 20 minutes of the show only because I was mesmorized by the stupidity.
In that short time the majority of the bimbos on the show think that because guys shouldn’t hit girls, it’s okay to scream and throw insult incessently in the guy’s face.
The people on this show are not just an embarassment to Italians, but to humans in general. One of them getting punched in the face was a relief.
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Yes, we really be forwarding the proceeds (if any).
Whoa… does anyone on the entire internet other than me think this guy is a fucking idiot for punching a female in the face? What kind of a pussy goes around punching women? I hope his prison boyfriend treats him more gently than he treated her.
Guido audition tape for season II
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d84660f7dd/bobby-bottleservice-jersey-shore-audition-tape?rel=player
Points for the guy not spilling any of his drink.
This is horrible- bad enough in and of itself (ever hear of ‘pick on someone your own size’, punkass?) but the low-down, asinine, ignorant, hateful comments here just ice the friggin’ cake.
Heheh…then she’s crying after..as if she didnt think she would get hit..
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“the real “douchebags” are all you ignorant low lifes, whom think this sh*t is funny/amusing in one way or another. Product of American people has shown is true human quality.
This is why we are heading towards 3 world immigrants.
Monkey see monkey do.
There isn’t one unique post. No personality, nor individuality. Same sh*t different day.
F*cking Bafoons”
Uh..it’s “buffoons”, you greasy pr*ck. 3 world immigrants? WTF are you talking about?
the real “douchebags” are all you ignorant low lifes, whom think this sh*t is funny/amusing in one way or another. Product of American people has shown is true human quality.
This is why we are heading towards 3 world immigrants.
Monkey see monkey do.
There isn’t one unique post. No personality, nor individuality. Same sh*t different day.
F*cking Bafoons.
the worst thing is some other jersey douchebag hit that later that night…
that is horrible. even though snooky sucks, this guy makes me very very angry. fucking guido juiced up doucebag.
This is the worst show ever and doesn’t even depict how people from jersey act in anyway so I am glad she got clocked
She’s a hideous, bloated oompa loompa…but REALLY? This is a horrible image. He punched her square in the face – and she’s not only a woman, but tiny! It’s shocking to watch and makes you gasp.
Em… Ufford? Really?
Yeesh.
POW, BANG, What a shot to the Kisser. Shouldn’t talk shit to everybody since we are all not gentlemen. I give him 2 thumbs up for that shot to the pie hole. I’m sure she deserved it. Looks like she was talkin a gang of shit because you could tell her neck was just about to start rollin before that shot to the chops stopped everything. What a shot. This is a great gif. I think I will save it. Thank you
Chris Brown thinks he should’ve used the back of his hand
I think MTV’s marketing ploy worked. I am going to watch this show just to see what happens after this punch. I am imagining this girl holding a tissue up to her bloody nose while all of her Jersey girlfriends yell and try to actually fight this guy. Wonderful clip.
Anyone notice that he caught the other guys nose too. That was a 2 for 1 even though he probably didn’t want to hit that guy!
You suck as a human being and as a writer. Congratulations.
MAN POWER!
They collateral damage isn’t a mediator, he’s just a chubbier guido trying to order two of something. Read his lips. “Hey, can I get twoBAM!”
I think the security guard caught an elbow in the face there.
Back, and to the left… back, and to the left… back, and to the left.
Captain Falcon approves.
SHE. JUST. KNOCKED. THE. FUCK. OUT. MAAAAAAAAAAN.
/Smokey’d
Hahaha, looks like he clipped his boy in the face a little bit there too. If that was me I’d forgive him immediately though, this is priceless.
Once I stopped enjoying the punching (about the 300th view), I started to really enjoy the way his head ever so slowly rotates right and then WHAM! The movie goes back to regular speed.
I was there… I didn’t see him steal her drink, and i’m pretty sure he wasnt cut off either. If you look he has a shot in his hand and there are drinks on the bar in front of him. But she was going off on him and he just seemed to have enough of it. Just craziness.
I’m a little more mixed on this one. On the one hand it’s “Jersey Shore” which implies she deserves it. On the other, I’d feel a lot better if someone also hit him. In fact, I could 1000% stand behind this if I knew he also got his ass kicked.
And from an earlier post, I love “Punching Guido”. Not sure if that’s a Rock band or a Toy from Mattel.
@Some Guy: Watching this on a slow connection at work, so the first time through it was in SUPER slow-mo. And He saw that it was good.
Just want to add my name to what has to be one of the most commented on posts in WG’s illustrious history….
I want this to be my Christmas card.
It’s real, and its spectacular
I can lipread, and it seems she is calling him a small dick. Hopefully the mikes picked it up as well, but I don’t care if I am right or not, that was beautiful.
I swear watching monologues by “the Situation” will be used as a torture technique against Taliban members in Afghanistan
The only thing better than this would be if in the next episode they show that the entire cast has been brutally murdered and sodomized and that giant New Jersey rats have been feasting on their bloated rotting corpses for days if not weeks. I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW!!! It’s exibit “A” in my civil suit against MTV for ruining television. I lost my case 6 years ago again Mark Burnett because the stupid judge was one of those dirty asshole licking Survivor fans.
the camera must be visible in the bar, as well as signs notifying everyone that taping is going on so MTV doesn’t have to blur faces. So this douchebag konws he is for sure going to being tried and convicted for felony assault and battery, but he whacks her one anyway.
Unless his attorney gets episode 1 admitted into evidence and the jury buys his insanity plea.
Guys, you are going to make me actually check Uff site to find this stuff? Hook a Klingon UP!
Two Questions:
Is this real? and Is this going to be a part of the show? I wanna hear The Situation’s breakdown of … The situation.
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THAT IS THE WORST NICKNAME EVER
He looks like the Terminator searching for his target and when his internal computer says “Chris Brown this bitch” he just unloads.
I wish there was a slow mo version of this gif.
I think the punching guido was the hand model for those BK commercials that were running a few weeks ago. His non-throwing hand looks like the size of a 6 year old’s.
HAHAHAHA, I love the buddy who gets the brushing of his life from his elbow! I almost would have liked it to be a headbutt, but the fist is nice!
man the crazy thing is that dude is my gym teacher…..
im so proud of him
Amay Singh
In schnookers defense, that guy stole her drink because he had been cut off by the bar. So yes she was going to get to finger wagging, but I mean, steal a guidette’s drink and that has got to expected.
My favorite line is still ” I left because I didn’t want to cheat on my boyfriend. And ham. hammm” (raspberry noise)
*Brad Ferro, 23, Deer Park, NY
how many times have I wished I had the balls to pull this exact move on some loudmouth beeotch. I love the ghetto hand gestures she’s giving just one second before the bomb goes off…
*Brad Ferro, 23, of Deer Park, NY
Brad Ferro, 23, of Deer Park, NY
Take notice of the wonderful fact that his fist is never un-clinched. It’s locked & loaded well in advance, just patiently waiting for the internal debate to wrap up. (“Should I?? I can’t … I MUST … it’s wrong … FUCK IT.”)
Now that’s Italian!
I hope Mancini’s old lady sees this. Perhaps it will give her some hesitation when she’s nagging on him about wiping his ass before pulling up his drawers.
Did that really happen on the show or is just a present from the Interwebs? Because…it’s awesome.
The hair flying might be my favorite part.
I’m in the campus’s busiest computer lab, and I can’t stop laughing. I’m getting weird stares, and instead of feeling like an idiot, I’m showing this to anyone who walks by my screen. A.May.Zing.
Btw, Danger, that was my first thought. Watching the guy’s head you can just hear “3..2..1…ENGAGE!”
I’m in the campus’s busiest computer lab, and I can’t stop laughing. I’m getting weird stares, and insteado f feeling like an idiot, I’m showing this to anyone who walks by my screen. A.May.Zing.
Btw, Danger, that was my first thought. Watching the guy’s head you can just hear “3..2..1…ENGAGE!”
Best ever .gif? Douchebags get punched every day.
Snails are only salted once in a lifetime.
That guy in the middle catches some fist too. Its like the Three Italian Stooges, or Three Stunods, if you will…
Debating showing this to my girlfriend. She’d understand how awesome this is, right?
I still like this one better:
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Trust a wop to bring a skank to a douchefest.
I like the added bonus of the mediator guy getting clipped by the punch as well. However, this may have reduced the velocity and impact on the broad’s face.
the guy in the background with the backwards crooked hat also deserves a punch in the faccia.
Does he punch the dude in the middle too?
I consider this an early Christmas .gif
This the greatest thing I’ve ever seen. Look! He’s punching her again! Hee hee!
She must have told that guy that he looks like The Situation.
I want this .gif tattoo’d on my chest.
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHHAHHHH!!!!!
*inhales deeply*
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHUHUAHUAHAHHAHUAhuaahahUAHAUah!!!
I want this on one of those holographic postcards, where you rotate the angle and the image changes. Talking…punched. Talking…punched. Talking…punched. I’d stare at that thing like I was hypnotized.
/Curly…straight. Curly…straight.
/Curly…straight. Curly…straight.
Did you see her hat? She was asking for it.
Holy shit. Holy shit.
Only minor fault with this … I wish he stepped into the punch a little more.
My favorite part is the guy’s facial expression as he turns towards her. Seriously, it’s mesmerizing.
I will NEVER stop looking at this gif.
I love how she say’s her nickname is snooki, but everyone calls her snickers, shnooki, or anything else. Sadly “dumbass” wasn’t one of them though
Well my work productivity just went to shit because I can’t stop watching that.
snickersssssssssss
I love this show. At first I thought I loved it ironically, but Im pretty sure I just love it.