Starz has renewed “Spartacus: Blood and Sand” for a second season, even though the show doesn’t debut until next month. The action drama, which looks to borrow heavily from both Gladiator and 300, promises viewers plenty of blood, LucyLawless’s boobs, and a shared prosthetic penis — which sounds like reason enough to me for renewal.
The network is debuting the bloody spectacle, which uses the graphic novel style of films like “300,” on Jan. 22. The second season will be titled, “Spartacus: Vengeance.”
This isn’t the first time a network has renewed a show before its series debut. Showtime made headlines by ordering a second season of its Hank Azaria drama “Huff” before its debut (and the series only lasted two seasons). Though such a move does indeed show confidence, it can also reduce costs by preventing a break in production. [The Live Feed]
If you’re one of the lucky people who has a job and extra cash and time to burn, I’d recommend shelling out for Starz. For a long while it was the unloved bastard sister of HBO and Showtime (and even Cinemax), but it’s really come on strong recently. It generally has a better selection of movies on demand than either Showtime or Cinemax, and “Party Down” — the sitcom about struggling artists working at an L.A. catering company — is one of the best comedies on television. And while I can’t say whether or not “Spartacus” (trailer below) will be any good, I do know that gratuitous violence and nudity are the building blocks for an excellent television show. And my parents’ marriage.


Blood, Tits and a prosthetic dong? How the fuck did you get my Christmas list. But you forgot ‘Freedom Chipmunk’s’ home address.
NOT SUCKIN DICKS ANYMORE, ARE YA? WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
I could use one of those prostetic penises. (room goes silent). SO IT LOOKS LIKE I HAVE A HUGE COCK YOU FAGS! Jesus. Can’t talk about cocks anymore without everyone thinking yous till suck ‘em.
“The Wire” on HBO Canada was set in Nova Scotia and involved a group of inner city lumber jacks that ran an illegal maple syrup racket. You cant just harvest maple syrup on land that is clearly marked for use of softwood lumbering.
This is to be shown in Canada on Moviecentral, which is about a hundred times better than HBO Canada. I just really want to stress how completely shitty HBO Canada is.
Don’t the tits of Lucy Lawless still belong to The Collector?
“Blood, Tits, and Prosthetic Dong”
GOD DAMMIT, MATT!
/crosses out “Blood, Tits & Prosthetic Dong” on bass drum
//tries to come up with new band name
Most Starz shows are available streaming on Netflix (free for Netflix subscribers) as soon as the episodes air (Party Down was shown this way). Hopefully they do the same thing with Spartacus.
i literally thought that was a screencap from 300.
starz. fuck.
does Starz have anything as good as Entourage, broski?
“Crash” based on the movie Crash. Unfortunately.
Yeah, but does Starz have anything as good as Entourage, broski?
Oddly enough, LOGO failed to order another season of “Spartacus: Ascots and Ass-play.”