“This scarf is so confusing! I can’t make it keep my neck warm, and the loose ends always get caught in car doors and heavy machinery! I also take baths because showers are too difficult to operate. Pass me those safety scissors, will you? Help, I just fell down a well!”
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Why not buy a turtleneck sweater?
Scarves come undone. The necky does not. I wear something similar for my dog walks, with better results than with a scarf. But go ahead and mock improvements in what is otherwise a several centuries old technology. I bet people mocked ink pens when writing with quills dipped in blood was perfectly fine.
Yeah, but can I get it as a flapping necky? “Oh, me so solly!!”
Be warned, it not as easy to get out of your pocket as they claim. That footage is clearly running in reverse.
If they renamed it the “freedom scarf” it would sell much better
Fuck you, middle America.
I’m sorry, but shouldn’t a lock de-icer help you unlock your car? Don’t you generally need a key in that type of lock? That lock de-icer looks more like a lock pick. (1:29) If that’s the case, definitely worth $10.
Sure, laugh now, but at least the Necky won’t cause you to die in a freak automobile accident:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isadora_Duncan
Scarves: for men who buy Adam Lambert albums
The Necky. For thickies.
It looks like you could also use it as an eating bib and a jizz rag.
You won’t be laughing when I’m well protected against the imminent vampire invasion.
Protect Ya Neck from Chilly Gaps and Gaping Holes
I can’t wait to use a designer leopard necky to cover my gaping hole.
Wow, it takes two minutes to explain that product to the morons of America.