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12.15.09 THE NECKY: BECAUSE SCARVES ARE TOO COMPLEX

“This scarf is so confusing! I can’t make it keep my neck warm, and the loose ends always get caught in car doors and heavy machinery! I also take baths because showers are too difficult to operate. Pass me those safety scissors, will you? Help, I just fell down a well!”

[Gizmodo]

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There are 15 comments about:
THE NECKY: BECAUSE SCARVES ARE TOO COMPLEX

December 15th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

Ryan says:

Wow, it takes two minutes to explain that product to the morons of America.

December 15th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

wehavehair says:

I can’t wait to use a designer leopard necky to cover my gaping hole.

December 15th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

Punch Rockgroin says:

Protect Ya Neck from Chilly Gaps and Gaping Holes

December 15th, 2009 at 1:18 pm

Kid Presentable says:

You won’t be laughing when I’m well protected against the imminent vampire invasion.

December 15th, 2009 at 1:22 pm

Upstate Underdog says:

It looks like you could also use it as an eating bib and a jizz rag.

December 15th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

AEVC again says:

The Necky. For thickies.

December 15th, 2009 at 1:24 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

Scarves: for men who buy Adam Lambert albums

December 15th, 2009 at 2:13 pm

Dan Wallace says:

Sure, laugh now, but at least the Necky won’t cause you to die in a freak automobile accident:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isadora_Duncan

December 15th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

betheballdanny says:

I’m sorry, but shouldn’t a lock de-icer help you unlock your car? Don’t you generally need a key in that type of lock? That lock de-icer looks more like a lock pick. (1:29) If that’s the case, definitely worth $10.

December 15th, 2009 at 3:46 pm

DAGOTRON says:

Fuck you, middle America.

December 15th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

Leapin_Lizards says:

If they renamed it the “freedom scarf” it would sell much better

December 15th, 2009 at 4:08 pm

Tim Was Tim says:

Be warned, it not as easy to get out of your pocket as they claim. That footage is clearly running in reverse.

December 15th, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Bigfatsac says:

Yeah, but can I get it as a flapping necky? “Oh, me so solly!!”

December 16th, 2009 at 9:41 am

gex says:

Scarves come undone. The necky does not. I wear something similar for my dog walks, with better results than with a scarf. But go ahead and mock improvements in what is otherwise a several centuries old technology. I bet people mocked ink pens when writing with quills dipped in blood was perfectly fine.