12.04.09 WEEKEND LINKS WITH THE DRUNKEST, FAKE-TANNIN’-EST GUIDOS EVER

Seriously, I’d rather watch a grizzly bear maul and comsume an infant child than watch this shit. Shock value doesn’t always equal entertainment.

Jersey Shore single-handedly blew up my Twitter feed last night. Say what you will about my friends, I demand a live blog next week.

anyone else having trouble with the videogum link?

Judith Light is no man-crazy Mona.

UU – The VideoGum link is a little funky, but just delete the first http:// string from the URL and it should be fine. Or even better, just click this: http://videogum.com/archives/caught_on_tape/grandma_knows_best_103901.html

Totally worth it. And I thought my Grandmas was awesome.

thanks SB

When describing someone named Chrystal as “hot but trashy”, it’s pretty fucking redundant to mention the “trashy” bit.

That video is phenomenal. My favorite part is that the grandmother’s irrefutable evidence comes from (what looks like) the New York Post.

do people actually respond to spam?

Matt, you failed to inform these people that Blake Lively and her BigAssTittays would be hosting SNL. Did you see that monolouge? Blake Lively in a red miniskirt with tits in my face! Bill Hader as Animal! Andy Samberg as a the chef muppet!

That’s it. I’m buying this blog from you. You name the price. We can’t afford to let these things slide God damnit!!! I mean, Blake Lively’s boobs!!! How do you miss that!?!?! I think Jersey Shore has ruined your brain and forced this blog into the nether regions of the Internet once only reserved for MySpace pedophiles and Giants fans.