A glorious train wreck. I only caught about twenty minutes of last night’s “Jersey Shore” premiere — the rest is on my DVR, awaiting my schadenfreude — but what I saw was despicably delicious. In case you missed it, here are eight cringe-worthy clips, with a great breakdown from Lindsay Robertson. [Jezebel] [image from BWE's recap]
All from before Jim was a depressing middle manager. Ten of the more memorable viral videos from “The Office.” [Unreality Mag]
Will ‘The Amazing Race’ travel to such as the Iraq? Former Miss Teen South Carolina Caitlin Upton is rumored to be a contestant on the next “Amazing Race.” [Yahoo!]
That’s a burn. Judith Light fights to clear her lesbian name. [Food Court Lunch]
Ten bucks says this guy’s a sex offender. One of the funniest videos I’ve seen this week. [Videogum]
Naturally. The third season of “True Blood” will have a werewolves, because of course it will have a werewolves. “Several key new roles are yet to be filled, including white trash Debbie, hot Latino orderly Jesus, handsome vampire Franklin, alpha male werewolf Alcid and hot but trashy Chrystal.” [THR]


Matt, you failed to inform these people that Blake Lively and her BigAssTittays would be hosting SNL. Did you see that monolouge? Blake Lively in a red miniskirt with tits in my face! Bill Hader as Animal! Andy Samberg as a the chef muppet!
That’s it. I’m buying this blog from you. You name the price. We can’t afford to let these things slide God damnit!!! I mean, Blake Lively’s boobs!!! How do you miss that!?!?! I think Jersey Shore has ruined your brain and forced this blog into the nether regions of the Internet once only reserved for MySpace pedophiles and Giants fans.
do people actually respond to spam?
That video is phenomenal. My favorite part is that the grandmother’s irrefutable evidence comes from (what looks like) the New York Post.
When describing someone named Chrystal as “hot but trashy”, it’s pretty fucking redundant to mention the “trashy” bit.
thanks SB
UU – The VideoGum link is a little funky, but just delete the first http:// string from the URL and it should be fine. Or even better, just click this: http://videogum.com/archives/caught_on_tape/grandma_knows_best_103901.html
Totally worth it. And I thought my Grandmas was awesome.
Judith Light is no man-crazy Mona.
anyone else having trouble with the videogum link?
Jersey Shore single-handedly blew up my Twitter feed last night. Say what you will about my friends, I demand a live blog next week.
Seriously, I’d rather watch a grizzly bear maul and comsume an infant child than watch this shit. Shock value doesn’t always equal entertainment.