WHAT WOULD JAMES LIPTON’S BEARD DO?
12.02.09Here’s a PSA from LG encouraging teens not to text message hurtful gossip to each other, starring “Inside the Actors Studio” maestro James Lipton. It’s part of a series in which Lipton lends his beard to texting teens, granting them the knowledge and distinguished persona that comes only from carefully grown facial hair (two more embedded below).
I know I’m out of touch with teens because I don’t watch MTV, but I didn’t even realize this was a problem. I’m happy to say that I’m way beyond texting ugly rumors about people. It’s just so inefficient. It’s much easier to spread them directly via my blog. Like that bitch Jenny. Did you hear she has herpes?
(Thanks to @jeskeets for the tip)

Um, kind of wish I’d have seen this 20 minutes ago.
/Please don’t forward my junk.
I used to be ‘with it’, but then they changed what ‘it’ was. Now what I’m with isn’t ‘it’, and what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary.
Oh, you will be watching MTV tomorrow night at 10 pm. Otherwise you will have nothing to discuss with The Czar of Reality TV!
* rushes to create @TheRealJamesLiptonBeard Twitter account *
Oooooo I LOVE SAT humor! +1 Danger
Spreading vicious rumors via text : shooting rotting beached whale with handgun
Spreading vicious rumors via widely-read blog : blowing up rotting beached whale with explosives