WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: ‘COMMUNITY’
12.28.09Community (NBC) — I don’t ordinarily highlight re-runs, but NBC’s running four straight episodes of my maybe-favorite new sitcom (it always flip-flops with “Modern Family”) during primetime tonight, and it’s nice to see it get a chance to gain a bigger audience. Also, here is your requisite Alison Brie link.
Hoarders (A&E) — A woman needs to stop hoarding or she’ll lose custody of her children. And before you say, “Hey, that’s the premise every week,” here’s the twist: there are no cats involved!
Bank of Hollywood (E!) — Remember how no one watched that show “Shark Tank”? E! thought it would be a good idea to make a rip-off of that.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (ABC) — Which crappy one is this? The second one or the third one? I think the third. The second one had something to do with a chest, right? There are some things worth Googling. This is not one of them.
Monday Night Football (ESPN) — Vikings at Bears. I’m planning on having a limited role at the KSK live-blog. I have to babysit and then do some driving at the end of the night, and there’s only so much Favre-worship I can handle if I’m sober. The 4th quarter of Sunday Night Football was bad enough last night. Hey Cris Collinsworth, I understand the game’s effectively over, but Brett Favre isn’t playing for the Giants or Redskins. Die.


Current Thursday Night power rankings:
1. 30 Rock
2. Community
3. Parks and Rec
4. The Office
5. Doctors Fucking
This list says a lot about how good 1 through 3 are, and how far #4 has fallen. For now. I don’t think Michael Scott and co. can be kept down for long. Women be shoppin’.
Collinsworth annoys me to no end. He apparently ran out of new ways to say “Jason Campbell sucks” so he just resorted to talking about Favre. I’ll still take him over Joe Buck though.
Has anyone ever met someone that likes Cris Collinsworth? Or Joe Buck? And let’s talk about steroids. Can we please talk about steroids?!
Anything with Orlando Bloom is automatically awful.
I lost custody of my children due to my whording.
what about brett fav-ruh?
You don’t need to babysit, just sit the kid down to watch ole Brittfar in the Vikings game – he’ll learn math and how to plow the land!
Ooh…thanks CrabApple. Gillian Jacobs is cute.
Of course I will watch it for her acting and not her nakedness and boobage, of course not.
Note.
I was watching the movie “Choke” yesterday and Britta from “Community” gets naked in it, just in case anyone wanted to see that type of thing. Nice perky boobs on that one.
I thought the court ordered you to stay at least 1000 feet away from children.
I was at a bar a couple of days ago in Chicago and Abed from “Community” was there getting hammered with a bunch of people. I didnt go up to him because I was afraid it might turn into a “Saved By the Bell” episode where Abed takes out some cocaine and says “I thought you were a cool guy? I thought you liked my show? Now take some of this blow or stop watching my show you lame.”
True story, but he wasnt doing any drugs.
Hey Cris Collinsworth, I understand the game’s effectively over, but Brett Favre isn’t playing for the Giants or Redskins. Die.
Aw, Collinsworth is okay. Any man that can invoke such memories of Wooderson can’t be all bad.