Dwarf Adoption Story (Little Person Exploitation Network) — TLC: “David and Tina, both in their mid-30s and under 4-ft tall, refuse to let their stature keep them from their goal of being good parents. Their spirited daughter Raegan, also a dwarf, will soon have a little brother after her parents travel to adopt him.” TLC has now featured 98% of all little people in America.
Nip/Tuck (FX) — Season 6 finale. Season 7 begins in January, which is the longest FX could wait before people decided to not give a crap if it ever came back. Eric Stonestreet (aka “the fat guy from ‘Modern Family’”) guest stars.
Top Chef (Bravo) — Reunion special. The only way I’ll enjoy this is if everyone talks about what a crock it was that Kevin didn’t win.
Man v. Food (Travel) — Adam goes to Connecticut, where he unfortunately does NOT eat a family of WASPs.
Ghost Hunters (Syfy) — Season finale. The team continues their streak of “never actually gotten evidence of a ghost existing.” Nice work, fellas!
Christmas with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir (PBS) — Strap on your religious undergarments and get in the Christmas mood with the Latter-Day Saints, whose founder insisted that Jesus was born in America and fought a race war against people of color. BYOB.


To all the people above that are fuc&*ng rude. You are the reason there should be birth control with people that hate on others for no good reason. If you dont like what tlc shows dont watch it but to make a comment about the Father like that was way out of line and un called for. I think its good to see little people getting some time in front of the camera they are very interesting and most are very nice and loving people if you get to know them. its people like you that makes them not like average size people cause your all stupid haters and rasist. So if your mothers didnt teach you this I will “If you have nothing nice to say shut your mouth and dont say anything”.Im adopting a little boy and i would love for someone to say some of this to my face cause none of you have a backbone to do so so shut up and dont ruin a website for those who like what TLC is showing the rest of us.
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This is a message to Unsilent Majority-the photo of the little family from Dwarf Adoption was not taken in the master bedroom-it is at the orphanage in Albania-notice the other kid.
If you guys are tired of the dwarfs, turn it off and go watch the military channel instead…..
You all must be average sized people griping and bitching. Not knowing how it is to be different and struggle. If it were a channel showing alot of gays, guess that would be OK with you all.
I thought I was the only one that thought TLC had become the dwarf channel. I am so F…ing tired of it–now we have dwarf chocolatiers for crying out loud. They struggle to be accepted as able to do things, so what’s the big deal that they are chefs or doctors, businesspeople or whatever. Give it a rest, if you want to be accepted as just as capable…STOP making a big deal out of adoptions, jobs, being married, kids, whatever.
Everyone buy a high seat for your midget and get your ass to the theater. RiffTrax is doing another special in theaters like they did back in October. Tonight and Tomorrow (although tonight is Live) they’ll be riffing on a bunch of vintage Christmas Shorts (including one called Santa Claus and the Ice-Cream Bunny). MST3K fans unite!
Yeah, fuck those Connecticut assholes…
*** checks drivers license ***
Ah shit…
“he unfortunately does NOT eat a family of WASPs”
Unfortunate for him indeed. Unlike those gamey Scots, our flesh is tender and delicious, and would serve as the perfect main course at any fine eating.
THANKS FOR SPOILING THE LATTER DAY SAINTS FOR ME UFF YOUR BLOG FUCKING SUCKS OH LOOK SOMETHING SHINY!
Hatred towards CT? oooh yeah… envy
I sure as shit hope TLC sends Tim Conway royalty cheques
Little people just like doing shows for TLC because they make the midgets feel like they’re a big deal.
Daddy’s also checking if the boy’s genitals are, y’know, proportionate.
Oddly enough, that’s the master bedroom pictured above.