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Dwarf Adoption Story (Little Person Exploitation Network) — TLC: “David and Tina, both in their mid-30s and under 4-ft tall, refuse to let their stature keep them from their goal of being good parents. Their spirited daughter Raegan, also a dwarf, will soon have a little brother after her parents travel to adopt him.” TLC has now featured 98% of all little people in America.

Nip/Tuck (FX) — Season 6 finale. Season 7 begins in January, which is the longest FX could wait before people decided to not give a crap if it ever came back. Eric Stonestreet (aka “the fat guy from ‘Modern Family’”) guest stars.

Top Chef (Bravo) — Reunion special. The only way I’ll enjoy this is if everyone talks about what a crock it was that Kevin didn’t win.

Man v. Food (Travel) — Adam goes to Connecticut, where he unfortunately does NOT eat a family of WASPs.

Ghost Hunters (Syfy) — Season finale. The team continues their streak of “never actually gotten evidence of a ghost existing.” Nice work, fellas!

Christmas with the Mormon Tabernacle Choir (PBS) — Strap on your religious undergarments and get in the Christmas mood with the Latter-Day Saints, whose founder insisted that Jesus was born in America and fought a race war against people of color. BYOB.