WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: JERSEY SHORE!!!
12.03.09
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Jersey Shore (MTV) — The long-awaited series premiere. And holy crap, I had to check the listings AND my DVR guide to believe this, but it looks like the premiere is TWO HOURS LONG. That’s a greasy meat-a-ball!
BBQ Pitmasters (TLC) — Series premiere. The only thing surprising about this show is that cable television created at least four shows about MAKING CAKES before getting to something awesome like barbecue. Speaking of…
Ace of Cakes (Food) — Right on cue.
College Football (ESPN) — Oregon State at Oregon. Beavers! Ducks! Civil War! Winner goes to the Rose Bowl! Get excited! *watches sitcoms*
Community (NBC) — I think I’m at the point where this is my favorite show in NBC’s Thursday lineup, even more so than “30 Rock.” I’m just that gay for Joel McHale, I guess.
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX) — “Mac and Charlie Write a Movie.” Dee gets a role in an M. Night Shyamalan film, and that’s really all I need to hear. My hopes are pretty high for this one.
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Jersey Shore is sort of like watching what the society in The Road would become if given time to redevelop itself if you have a pessimistic view of the human condition.
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Is it wrong that everytime I watch Sunny lately I want to high five Rob because he gets to bang Kaitlin?
i can’t explain how seriously every one in oregon is taking the civil war game. this game is bigger than indie rock, microbrews, & liberal causes combined to oregonians.
30 Rock is insanely overrated. There, I said it.
I don’t believe any of those people are Italian. I don’t see any mustaches, even on the women.
Call themselves Italians? Ha! Not one of those dudes is wearing a thong.
I know it’s blasphemous, but I like Community (and Modern Family, and Better off Ted, and It’s Always Sunny) more than I like 30 Rock this season.
Just realized I went to school with the jacked dude in the middle. sigh
Everything that’s wrong with America….all in one glorious picture.
It’s okay, Smello. I kinda wanna bang the short one with a big rack.
I hate myself a little for being attracted to the guy on the far right of that picture. (The one standing; not the one wearing a bikini top.)
In my defense, I have a weakness for mouth breathers.