ANDERSON COOPER IS PRETTY METAL
01.19.10Anderson Cooper is in Port-au-Prince as part of CNN’s extensive coverage of the aftermath of the disastrous earthquake that has left the country in chaotic ruins. (Cooper described the scene as “hellish, but not as bad as New Year’s Eve with Kathy Griffin.”) In the video below, Cooper pulls a boy away from a looting scene after the young man suffered a bloody head injury. It’s all very heroic-seeming, until Wolf Blitzer delivers the denoument:
“Anderson tells us that boy was led away by other people; we don’t know what happened.”
Dammit, you handsome gay silver fox! You have to follow through with these things. “What? I figured he’d be okay. Sure, he was bleeding profusely from his head, but the medical infrastructure in the country is still intact, right?”
On a more serious note, that’s a hell of a lot more than I’ve done for anyone in Haiti, so I can’t really criticize anyone’s decisions on the ground there. In better news, the U.S. Marines have joined the relief effort, and if anyone can un-f*ck the chickensh*t operation of the UN, it’s the Marines. Haha, just kidding. NO ONE can un-f*ck the UN.
(If you haven’t really followed the Haiti story, these graphic pictures will catch you up to speed in a hurry. Warning: do NOT click that link if you’re a pussy.)
UPDATE: more photos and Cooper’s take on the situation over at his blog.
(video via BuzzFeed)


Anderson Cooper, humanitarian!
What, no pics of Anderson’s cushy sleeping and dining arrangements?
only slightly cooler than the ‘journalist’ in the first Die Hard movie:
“Either you let us in right now, or I call the INS.”
For boxes of candles?
Also, how do we know AC is not getting in on the looting action by well, looting a po’ black boy…I’m sayin that I’m just sayin.
Can someone please ‘shop an angry Pedobear into the left side of the pic, preferably really, really angry and staring straight at AC.
Looks like Port au Potty to me….
That panicked look on dreamy Anderson Cooper’s face is the exact reason I volunteer with my local fire department: so that I can do more than look pretty when disaster strikes. I mean, way to remove the kid from the scene, but AC seemed like he was hyperventilating a bit himself. My point is: the end is nigh, y’all – get yourself some real skillz. in related news, after being “led away by others,” I’m guessing a head injury is the least of that kid’s problems.
I just looked at that slideshow that Matt linked to. I’m going to go home and hug my cat, my husband, my TV, my tap water, my college diploma, my closet full of ironic sweaters that I never wear, and all the re-bar in my apartment building.
This incident could be as staged as…the name of some over-the-top Broadway musical (help me out, Anderson Cooper), but I’m convinced his biceps could foster world peace.
A man will go to great lengths to sodomize young, bloody boys.
LOOK AT ALL THE DAH-KIES LOOTING! ITS LIKE AFTER THE SAWX WON THE SERIES IN 2004!
Burnsy — George Clooney’s got this one, it’s his turn.
Wow, he saved that kid AND his hair still looks good…just like on tv!
Where the fuck is Sean Penn?
After viewing those images I’ve come to the conclusion that I am, in fact, a pussy.
No one saves lives like an organization designed to kill people in the most efficient way possible!