BEAR GRYLLS & THE GUANO ENEMA
01.05.10
A new season of “Man Vs. Wild” debuts tomorrow night, and Bear Grylls GIVES HIMSELF AN ENEMA WITH BIRD GUANO. I remember Bear talking about this on Conan, but I didn’t realize that Discovery was actually going to show it. The video is below, and it’ll make you wish you were deserted on a raft in the Pacific with nothing but a canteen and a length of tubing. And realize: it’s only a matter of time until this is in 3-D. I just hope Discovery holds off on Smellovision.
Thanks to Strange Botwin for the tip. BONUS PREVIEW CLIP: Bear eats giant fish eyes.
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What the fuck..? Is this guy just an idiot and is the world full of even bigger idiots that need to watch this moron do just this kind of stupid crap? (no pun intended)
Every raft in the middle of nowhere that I’ve ever been on has 10 feet of tubing, an 8 foot pole and an IV drip bag/bottle, etc. WHAT EVER.
I think he’s just a closet homosexual and likes undoing his pants and exposing himself to the male members of the film and camera crew. And he doesn’t wear underwear….. Homo.
Last time we tried that my girl friends gave each other saltwater enemas and they worked fine. We had a case of wine and no water.
One hose, two people. No problem. The poop isn’t in the rectum until you feel the urge to poop. The poop stays in the colon. So, don’t push it in too far and you aren’t likely to get poop on it. The question is. . . is the other person poop shoot diseased? That would be a bad way to get herpes!
@Stonecutter,
At least the things Bear demonstrates might be useful when TSHTF; Irwin’s death was just plain senseless.
Because everybody who was ever stranded on a raft in the pacific obviously had 6 feet of tubing lying around…
So, what happens when you only have one hose and two people? Who siphons the fetid water through the now shit covered hose for the second go round?
This is like a bizarro episode of the Wildboyz where nothing is funny or gay and everything is legitimate and serious.
Matt any asshole would be better than Bear’s right now…at least until he douches.
damn it, now i really want to see this infamous image of Adam Savage that was deleted. Agghhhhh…
When the inevitable happens, maybe TLC will put together a show for his kid and Bindi Irwin. With dwarves, of course.
@balzac: don’t be that asshole.
Balzac, sadly, I know the picture you are referring to, so I don’t even have to click the link.
adam savage is up for the job
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It was either this or Bear would have had to watch Saturday Night Live. He made the right choice.
“Think of England!” That made it for me right there, folks. That, and I cannot wait for the Mythbusters to get around to this.
I’ve often wondered what would i be prepared to do in a life or death situation and i keep coming up with just die. The knowledge that inserting something up the ass to avoid the gag reflex might come in useful though.
You’re welcome, nothing I like more than watching an Englishman take it up the ass.
“And then once it’s in…I guess all you can do…is lye back and think of England!!!”