CBS MIGHT AIR GAY SUPER BOWL AD
01.28.10
A gay dating site called ManCrunch.com is trying to get a commercial aired during the Super Bowl. Either that, or they’ve submitted one to CBS for approval that they’re certain will get rejected in order to get free advertising like what I’m doing now. Dammit! Those gays are savvy.
The 30-second spot shows two men excitedly watching the game, before their hands brush as they both reach into a bowl of chips. Suddenly, the two begin making out, much to the shock of a guy sitting close by.
Aw, man! Why do the gays have to ruin all the cool manly stuff? Football’s supposed to be about sweaty men in tight pants grabbing other men and throwing them to the ground, not gay stuff.
And why do gay men need to meet each other online? That’s for straight people who are running out of options, like your 32-year-old sister. Gay guys already have saunas, gay bars, truck stops, organic grocery stores, the gym, Manhattan, any secluded area of a park, Pinkberry, Craigslist, and steel mills. I’m all for equal rights, but you guys are getting greedy.
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This is just one more attempt by the homosexual agenda to impose thier views upon the rest of American society. Its is no longer a debate about choice, its now unconditional acceptance regardless if their lifestyle choice is welcome or not.
I was molested and raped as a child by a homosexual pedophile. And what he did distorted my self-preception, thus my life. My argument is not from a religious view but from a moral view. And to those of you who are in favor of an add like this being aired with so many children watching, You are a mentaly sick and demented individual!!!
Upstate Underage : Wahoo that’s Simpsons, episode with Waters playing the very very gay friend of Homer :)
“That’s another thing, Queer is our word!”
All the yahoos from Focus on the Fetus or whatever it’s called should cheer for gays — after all, gay sex rarely leads to abortions.
Susie, if you want to live in a country where religion is valued over freedom, feel free to move to Saudi Arabia. I hear they have caps lock keys over there as well, so you’ll feel right at home.
Seriously people get over it. People will just riot and be offended by this any ways. I love how people try to throw the bible into this. The bible also says premarital sex is wrong so how many of you were married when you lost your virginity?
Susie, GO F*** YOURSELF!
I’m happily married man, but now I kind of want to bang a dude just knowing how much it would bother Susie.
Me thinks Susie protests too much! You sound like one Ugly, bitter chick! Get laid much Susie you sound jealous? …LOL… from a disgustingly gay, invading, shove it down your throat homo !!!!
Haven’t you crazy hetero’s figured it out already. Sports is about straight guys being able to watch other straight guys grabbing other staight guys asses and chest bumping and prancing just like queens on the runway. All that is missing is the french kissing. Grow up straights and get a life.
I wonder how many of you would feel differently if is was your son, daughter. If you don’t want to see the ad, turn the channel.
THIS IS B/S TO HAVE GAYS TO BE ALLOWED TO AIR THEIR NASTY SITES TO MEET, GOD INVENTED ADAM & EVE, ADAM & STEVE, I AM SO SICK OF HAVING GAY & LESBIANS SHOVED DOWN OUR THROAT, ITS SICKENING, I AM STRAIGHT, THEIR IS ALOT OF THINGS I HAVE WANTED TO TRY BEFORE I DIE BUT BEING WIH A SAME SEX PERSON IS SURE IN THE HELL NOT ONE OF THEM , NOR WILL IT EVER BE,THATS THIS COUNTRY’S PROBLEM IS TAKING GOD, AND THE BIBLE, & ALL THE TRUTHS OF TIME & TAKEN AWAY FROM US AND ,& IS NOT ALLOWED IN SCHOOL OR HARDLY ON TV ,BUT THEY WILL SHOVE GAYS AND LESBIANS DOWN OUR THROAT & LET IT ON TV & SHOW YOU HOW & WHERE TO MEET OTHER SICK MINDED GAYS & LESBIANS, & HOOK UP, LET THEM FIND THEIR OWN WAY TO FIND THEIR SICK OTHERS LIKE THEM,DONT PUT IT OUT THEIR FOR KIDS TO SEE AT ONE OF THE MOST WATCHED AIR TIMES EVER, KIDS DO NOT NEED THIS NO ONE DOES ITS SICKENING, SO WE NOW HAVE SUPERBOWL “THE BROKE BACK FOOTBALL FIELD EDITION”
Barb, we didn’t invade anything, this is our country as much as it is yours. And believe it or not millions of us love football as much as you straights!!!
Please, no gay ads. They had invaded enough territory.
Shouldn’t this commercial come on during the next UFC event instead?
And I only know where gay men meet each other so I can stay far away from those places!
Coincidentally, Ufford has only stopped at seven Massachusetts rest stops on the way to his wedding.
heh it says ‘logon.’
log.
“If I wanted to meet guys I could get laid on the subway”
Suddenly, the two begin making out
Don’t be afraid to use your nails, boys!
There’s a Green Bay Packers joke around here somewhere, but I’m not gonna be the one that tells it.
CBS insiders report that the real issue with the ad is that both gay men are wearing unauthorized Steelers merchandise. Steelers officials were unavailable for comment, as there is a strict “no cell phone” rule in all Pittsburgh area bath houses.
This comment is dedicated to the steelworkers of America. Keep reaching for that rainbow!!!
I don’t ask much from whatever higher power is above us, but if there was a way for this commercial to accidentally get spliced with Tebows pro-life commercial, to the point where the whole thing looks like a giant gay personal add for Tebow, I would give up beer and internet porn for the next 5 years.
The irony is that if Favre made the Super Bowl, it would have been a three hour commercial.
It was either this or 30 seconds of Jeff Garcia highlights.
Nice preemptive strike Matt.
And I only know where gay men meet each other so I can stay far away from those places!
Not to mention they ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian.
/need a “hoo boy that’s…” tag
I’d still find that Tim Tebow commercial that’s supposed to air more offensive.