CONAN LENO CONAN LENO CONAN LENO
01.11.10God only knows how many more Conan-Leno posts I’m going to have to write before this whole thing is over, so get used to seeing the same handful of pictures with various cats and dogs Photoshopped into them. It’s the only way I’m going to be able to avoid getting bored with every new development.
Anyway, the big “news” today is that Conan and Fox have been talking, and at the moment it seems there’s a pretty good chance O’Brien could leave NBC. Or, as the New York Post says, he could be Conan “O’Flyin’” to a new network. Ha ha, good one, newspaper Jay.
“This level of sh- – -iness was not expected,” one source said. “He’s done a great job for NBC. He moved his entire staff, he moved his family to LA. And five months later, they repay him like this?” [...]
Conan, an insider said, “may not be operating on [NBC's] timetable [to shift the shows after the Olympics]. He’s not going to be stampeded. This came out of the blue, and it will take him a while to figure out what’s best for him.” O’Brien rep Leslee Dart last night said only that “Conan has made no decisions yet.”
Stay tuned for the next development, when there’s a new rumor about what Conan might do according to one person speaking on condition of anonymity! Yay! I just love the continuous news cycle!
Below: audio (well, a YouTube video that really only has audio) of Patton Oswalt speaking about the situation on the excellent Comedy Death-Ray Radio. He says a lot of things that will ring true for comedy die-hards without attacking the quality of Jay Leno’s work, which is actually kind of impressive. I applaud him for not bringing up that time Jay Leno stole a bunch of babies from an orphanage and ran them over with a vintage car.


I’m impeerssd! You’ve managed the almost impossible.
The parking lot at 7-11 would be too good a venue for Conan
“who in the hell would NBC go get to host?”
Well they went from Johnny Carson to Jay Leno, so I think the next progression is Dane Cook.
I’m not bald, I’m bal-ding. No one respects the ding!
the one thing that shocks Me about this whole thing is this: if Conan does go to fox and leno gets his way, how long do you give leno before he has to retire, I say about 5 years. in 5 years, who in the hell would NBC go get to host? Fallon? Carson Daly?
sorry Rebecca, I think that’s all funny guys.
This level of sh-–-iness was not expected.
I can only guess that they censored the word “shellfishiness.” So not kosher.
Also, I would relentlessly stalk Patton Oswalt if he weren’t fat and my height. Women love funny guys! Unless they’re fat and short. Or bald.
Really, there’s only one thing to do here: Un-ass Leno. Anything else would be fucktardery of the highest degree.
I don’t know who’s going to get sicker of these posts, Matt, you or us. I guess something had to push Tiger off the radar…
Wait, Leno used to be funny?
/mind blown
//heh, “blown”
Patton Oswalt speaks the truth. Leno is totally lacking in integrity. And business ethics. And talent.
The only way that I could hate Leno any more is if he were the host of Lopez Tonight.