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Joshua Warner, a former deckhand on “Deadliest Catch,” was arrested in Illinois on suspicion of three bank robberies in Eugene, Oregon. In a related story, whoa! People still successfully rob banks?

Eugene police say he is the same Josh Warner who appeared as a greenhorn deckhand on the Alaskan king crab fishing boat Wizard in the Discovery Channel show “Deadliest Catch.” His actions and confrontations with deckhands and the captain made him well known to the show’s followers…

Prior to fishing in Alaska, Warner was a Dungeness crab fisherman on the Oregon coast and a wildland firefighter. [CBS 13]

I don’t condone bank robbery — I’m more of a liquor store man — but I have to admit, that’s a helluva resume for picking up dangerous women. “What do you do?” “I’m a crab fisherman, wildland firefighter, and bank robber. But my real passion is anonymous sex in public.”