I’D RATHER WATCH PBS
01.19.10I love AMC’s original programming. “Mad Men” and “Breaking Bad” are two of the best shows on television, and I’m looking forward to upcoming offerings like “Rubicon.” One thing I’m not excited about, however, is a miniseries about the Teapot Dome scandal.
“Black Gold” is set in the 1920s following a scandal when big oil companies orchestrated the election of President Warren G. Harding…
“Teapot Dome is quite possibly the most outrageous political scandal in American history,” said Joel Stillerman, AMC’s senior vp of original programming [who has apparently never heard of Watergate - Ed.].“It is bawdy and substantive at the same time, and reminds us that nefarious connection between the oil industry and our government is not a new phenomenon.”
There aren’t many entertainment bloggers out there who are bigger nerds for American history than I am. I majored in American history after acing the AP exam for it, and I still could never force myself to give a rat’s ass about the Teapot Dome scandal. Try to stay awake while reading this description from Wikipedia:
In 1921, by executive order of President Harding, control of U.S. Navy petroleum reserves at Teapot Dome in Wyoming and at Elk Hills and Buena Vista in California, were transferred from the U.S. Navy Department to the Department of the Interior. The petroleum reserves had been set aside for the Navy by President Taft. In 1922, Albert B. Fall, U.S. Secretary of the Interior, leased, without competitive bidding, the Teapot Dome fields to Harry F. Sinclair of Sinclair Oil, and the field at Elk Hills, California, to Edward L. Doheny. In 1922 and 1923, these transactions became the subject of a sensational U.S. Senate investigation conducted by Senator Thomas J. Walsh.
I just yawned three times in the last minute trying to think of a joke to make here. This is gonna be like watching C-SPAN minus all the female and minority politicians.


Keep in mind that Harding was the Bill Clinton of his time, keeping a mistress at the Whitehouse and doing her frequently in a Whitehouse coat closet and anywhere else with a flat surface. If you caught the first season of Boardwalk Empire, one of the kept women in that show was alluded to as being Harding’s mistress, who had a child fathered by him. He flaunted his mistress in front of everyone including his wife, much like Joseph Kennedy, whose display left a lasting impression on his sons, John, Robert and Edward.
I also majored in history. You write a TV blog for a living and I beat those that do not obey my commands. Crazy world.
Like 75% of the knowledge in my head, I know what this is thanks to the Simpsons:
Milhouse: “Sorry, Bart, I’m deeply immersed in the Teapot Dome scandal.”
Next day at school, I’m looking that shit up.
Matt fail AP English? That’s unpossible.
/yes, I know you fixed it already, but I couldn’t resist.
//writing my own script for a porn featuring that Palin lookalike. It will be called Teabag Dome Scandal.
Or possibly the Teabag Dome Scandal.
I figure the porn version would be the Honeypot Dome Scandal.
So it’ll be C-Span when the Republicans are in charge. Zing!
Rich Texan helped Bob Terwilliger become mayor, too. Oil and politics!
Women of the 1920′s give this series a resounding f(l)apping motion.
American history after getting acing the AP exam for it…
Apparently you weren’t quite so hot when it came to AP English, I see.
Seriously, HBO should do a series about Warren Harding. How a man like him ever got elected to the Presidency is pretty amazing. And he was a womanizing, hard-drinking, poker playing sunbitch, so it would be entertaining and have lots of boobs.
Fall was guilty of giving Sinclair excellent dome.
Also, the film will be titled Teapot Do Me.
In other news, I’m currently developing a pornographic film based on the Teapot Dome scandal. The only thing I know for sure is that the president will definitely be named Warren Hard-on.