Jennifer Love Hewitt, who stars on one of those TV shows about ghosts, went on George Lopez’s talk show to promote her book and complain about how the tabloids are mean and unfair to her. Then she talks about how she had a friend put Swarovski crystals on her vagina, which she dubbed “vajazzling.”
“After a breakup, a friend of mine Swarovski-crystalled my precious lady,” she said. “It shined like a disco ball so I have a whole chapter in there on how women should vajazzle their vajayjays.” [HuffPo]
“WAHHHH, why do I get so much attention?!?!? Hey everybody, I put rhinestones on my pussy!”
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jennifer love hewitt is so hot! She makes vajazzling look awesome!
oh how completely disgusting..nothing is private anymore..
I have no respect for JLH !!
the lady is just unwinding after long hours of putting films and videos together so let it be…man.we see it nightly in our women so its not a taboo thing
http://www.manolith.com/2010/01/15/pic-of-the-day-spotted-dick/
Soon to be bejizzled…
I want to bedazzle my nutz now. Disco Balls…
There should have been a strikethrough there. Insert where appropriate.
Porn may not have vajazzled vajayjays yet but i’ve definitely seen bejewelled butt plugs. e.g. your mom Riley Steele in Teachers sports one.
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Goddamn this chick makes me want to go daddy long stroke on her vajazzled punani. Holy shit she can fuckin’ get it.
“I just “bedazzled” my dong using a glue stick, white out, post-it notes, a few paper clips and scotch tape. Is it 6 yet? Man, work sucks.”
Nah, I bet its still 3 and a half, man.
I put diamonds in my manhole. I call it “fartazzling.”
This broad wrote a book?!?!
Not sure I want to see pieces of crystal anywhere near where I endeavor to put my dick. Exception: crystal meth; strippers named Crystal; both.
Disco Stu doesn’t advertise.
I just “bedazzled” my dong using a glue stick, white out, post-it notes, a few paper clips and scotch tape. Is it 6 yet? Man, work sucks.
Pete, I think JLH’s friend with the bedazzler has the best job in the world.
@Matt: you have the best job in the world.
Is this shit fucking serious?
BTK-WTF Lince, that forshak was gross.
Matt, thanks for the update. I’ll search a few other sites. I’m hoping bedazzled vaginas become the breakthrough fetish for 2010
@Upstate – I’ve done several different Google searches. No dice as of yet.
Jennifer Love Hewitt is actually AHEAD OF THE PORN INDUSTRY. AND JAPAN. I’m sorry, but that gives me a boner.
Needless to say I’ll be looking for pictures of bedazzled pussies on the internet tonight.
I’m confused. Did she or did she not kill George Lopez with a rusty fisherman’s hook?
Ladies, please don’t let these jokes discourage you from bedazzling your pussies. Because that shit is sexy as hell.
Haters be damned, I’d bang Jennnifer Love
HandlesHewitt back to whatever decade those boots came from.I’d vajizzle her va… oh, UU said that already.
/looks at floor
//quietly saunters away
If I put a rhinestone in my pee-hole is that “Pedazzling”?
If not, can I take it out?
Hey Jennifer, I put a bunch of Hamburger Helper around my cock. Ding! Ding! Come ‘n get it, fatty!
@Vince, and sweat. Don’t forget about the sweat.
If “bedazzled her vagina” doesn’t immediately become a euphemism for sex, I’ll be sorely disappointed.
Also, saying “I was sore-ly disappointed” would be a polite way to explain that a sexual partner gave you VD.
You’d think it’d already be shiny enough with the bacon grease.
You can’t put rhinestones on a jurist!
It saddens me to know that Carson Daly ruined this for everyone else. Much like he did with MTV and late night programming.
Chicks into S & M prefer to bedazzle their snatches.
George Lopez takes the lead in the late-night talk show wars.
Glen Campbell is already writing a song about it.
I would va-jizz-le her vajazzeled vajayjay.