LINKS: ALISON BRIE AND A METH HEAD
01.19.10
A tasty slice of Brie. Alison Brie with Vincent Kartheiser at the Golden Globes. In their time away from “Mad Men,” Trudy Campbell is more beautiful, while Pete Campbell looks like a West Virginia meth addict in a tux. Or my dad. Same diff. [full pic at Suicide Blonde]
How to kill an Internet phenomenon: Let Brett Favre embrace it. So long, “Pants on the Ground.” It was fun while it lasted. [With Leather]
Well, it’s better than George Lopez. I guess. Maybe? Jennifer Lopez delivered the opening monologue on “Lopez Tonight.” [Inside TV]
From the network that brought you ‘The Jay Leno Show’… People who live in the same time zone where the Olympics are being held will be shown the events three hours after the East Coast watches them, often eight to ten hours after the events happen. “That’s a great idea,” said everyone who doesn’t know about the Internet. [Seattle Times]
WIN. “Final Season of ‘Lost’ to Make Fans More Annoying than Ever.” Pitch-perfect. [The Onion]
Best. Gay news. Ever. Neil Patrick Harris will appear in an episode of “Glee”… directed by Joss Whedon! OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!1 [Ausiello]
Oh, crap. ATM skimmers will steal your debit card info and PIN without you ever knowing it. Great. This should really help my growing sense of constant paranoia. [Gamma Squad]
What a compliment. “America’s Most Wanted” loves using an actor who is so versatile that he can play rapists and murderers of all ethnicities. [Animal New York]
Conan O’Brien is Stringer Bell. In one hell of a thought experiment, someone compares the NBC late-night battle to “The Wire.” I admire that. [Larry Getlen]
Cat news story of the day. One of the world’s best mountain climbers scaled a concrete bridge abutment in Washington state. Hee hee, “a butt mint”! [Neatorama via Fark]
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I would pay a million dollars for one beautiful night with Allison Brie. In my fantasy I imagine the guy i’d have to pay the money too would look like Vincent Kartheiser. Except his name would be Vinny Kartheiser. And for some reason Jon Hamm would be there too. He’s so dreamy.
As for the skimmers: Holy lord you have no idea. I actually work financial crimes for a living and these things are fucking everywhere. Mainly larger cities, but its only gonna get worse. We pulled one off a convenience store computer and found MY god damn card number. Yes, the white collar crime detective had his card duplicated and used in Arizona and West Virginia. Everyone at the PD thinks this is fucking hilarious. Fuckin pigs.
“Conan O’Brien is Stringer Bell.”
Dear People of Earth,
I can’t say nothin to change y’all minds? Well, GET ON WITH IT MOTHERFU-
*gunned down*
Tooooooootally thought this post was about me.
Gosh, Alison Brie is so perfect. That is all.
I still can’t believe that Pete Campbell killed Tony’s horse and then got chopped up by Tony and Christopher in his own bathtub.
Not really surprising that NBC has this kind of contempt for their audience. They must have consulted long and hard with the airline and banking industries.
Going to lose 200 million? No fucking wonder.
Vin Diesel is on AMW now? Guess that’ll teach you for saying no to XXX2.
Or yes to the first one.
three hours after the East Coast watches them…
Fuck that. NBC and their shitty time delay (+ some asshole on the internet who posted a spoiler in a completely unrelated thread) completely ruined Lezak’s comeback in the 4×100 for me. I won’t be watching.