I can’t imagine a life bad enough in which I watched WeTV, but I glimpsed it in this teaser for Season 2 of “Little Miss 
Perfect,” which premieres next Tuesday. Watch as overweight, controlling mothers and a gay man in eye makeup who calls himself the “Sultan of Sequins” teach little girls how to be sexier for the grown judges.
Ugh, the whole thing (don’t forget TLC’s Toddlers & Tiaras) makes my blood run cold and leaves me nauseated. And the show’s website is no better. Hey, TV execs, STOP GIVING ATTENTION TO LITTLE GIRL PAGEANTS. Seriously, it’s bad for my business. Nothing ruins a good pedophilia joke like an invitation for pedophilia jokes.
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This mothers are sick. This is pedophile.
my husband and I think this is purely child pornography. The children dress in flashy costumes.The children are fed chocolate and Mountain Dew for brekfast. All of the parents that we have seen in the first few moments of the show (for curiosty only) are all so overwieght and obese. We have seen the girls cry and waken up at 5:00 in the morning to have fake tans and fake nails put on them. I love my daughter too much to put her through all that traume. And you call your self’s mother’s???????????????????? Be ashamed, be very ashamed!!!!!!!
You must be in denial then… and prossibly one of those fat mothers on the show parading the girls around for pedaphilies to look at.
My daughter now 24 has competed since she was 18 months. She is a nice well rounded talented, educated young woman with respect for herself and others. Did not hurt her a bit.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE ??? I’LL TELL YOU,IT’S HOW THESE SWEET LITTLE GIRLS ARE OUT THERE STRUTTING THEIR STUFF AT A YOING AGE SO THE PARENTS CAN SIT BACK AND COLLECT THE WINNINGS. HOW SAD IS THAT. THIS SHOW SHOULD BE TAKEN OFF THE AIR,AND THE PAGENTS SHOULD NOT BE HELD AT ALL. SHAME,SHAME ON ALL OF YOU.
This shit is pure evil. That said…
What’s the best thing about fucking twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them!!!
little princesses > children of hoarders
they get the edge with the tanning and teeth whitening trays.
I said “Step pause turn pause pivot step step,” not “Step pause turn pause pivot step pause!”
“Look people, if you can think of a better way to make a future stripper, I’d love to hear it!”
Schmoove, step fathers of the world would disagree with you.
I’m confused, do child pageant contestants grow up to be whores or serial killers?
I give Little Miss Perfect about 5 years before her special talent is blowing dudes for meth. Make that 4.
If you really want your daughter to be Little Miss Perfect, you can’t stop at teaching them to be pretty. They also need the blowjob and sammich making classes.
I hope Madison wins because she really needs the money. Tits don’t buy themselves!
These pageant girls put a lot more effort into getting my attention than the ones at the elementary school around the corner do, but as an avid environmentalist, I prefer things that are locally grown.
/also pocket mulches.
//not on purpose, though. I just haven’t cleaned my trenchcoat in a long time.
Look people, if you can think of a better way to make a future stripper, I’d love to hear it!
I don’t mean to be rude, but those little girls could all stand to lose some weight. They should probably take up smoking. And laxatives. Lots and lots of laxatives.
Grab your stuff girls, let’s go tan.”
I can’t wait to find (pieces of) Madison in a dumpster someday.
None of these girls will challenge Jon-Benet Ramsey when it comes to tasteless jokes/quality sex.
These kids really don’t need any coaching. They’re already sexy as hell!
The Sultan of Sequins was a major hit for the Dire (Opposite of) Straights.
Seriously, throw these sick fucks in jail for child abuse.