MARIO LOPEZ TO HOST DOG SHOW
01.07.10
Mario Lopez, who now gets small acting gigs and hosts “Extra” because he’s blandly handsome and has a flat stomach, will continue his mediocre stardom by hosting the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show on USA next month. *Sigh* Whatever happened to the man who played A.C. Slater? That rebel used to sit on chairs BACKWARDS.
“I am really excited to be a host of the 2010 Westminster Dog Show,” Lopez says. “I’ve been doing my research and checking out some of the world’s top dog shows, so I’m well prepared on show day. I can’t wait to be a part of the Super Bowl for canines!” [Extra]
I hope by “research” he means “watching Best in Show repeatedly.” Because I wanna know which breed of dog should play wide receiver.
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I’m betting the exclamation was all mario’s..shows like Extra always end their sentences with exclamation…
“We go behind the scenes as Edward James Olmos shaves his pockmarks!”
After watching the same dog video’s Michael Vick used to watch
Co-host: Here comes the small smooth coat dogs.
Mario: Did you know that hanging a chihuahua by its neck wont kill it? It is to light and you must attach a 25 pound dumb bell to its body to insure neck breakage.
There’s a big difference between “doing research” and “milking red rockets”. Trust me.
Zach wanted to take this gig, but he was too busy trying to get Jessie to quit taking those pills.
“I am really excited to be a host of the 2010 Westminster Dog Show” …
Elizabeth Berkley passed on the opportunity because she was … soooo … SCARED.
Mario gets all the bitches.
I went to one of those obedience places once… it was all going well until they spilled hot candle wax on my private parts.
He means he’s been sniffing ass.
The Situation reportedly wept at this early glimpse into his future.
I hope he mentions that in some countries these dogs are eaten.