steve-jobs-kieferWHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORT!!?!?!?

Tech geeks are furiously masturbating about today’s unveiling of the new Apple Tablet (or iSlate, or iPad, or whatever Steve Jobs has decided to call it), and it won’t be long until the new product finds its way onto television. Not only will Apple give us slick commercials set to infectious indie music, but we’ll also see the iPad on “24″ by the end of the season. These are tweets from Rodney Charters, the Director of Photography on “24″:

“Hmmmm looks like we may get an iSlate into Jacks hands for Ep 20 getting giddy with excitement”
“Got a bit too excited probably more likely Episode 22 but Apple provided fingers crossed”

I used to have a job where I had to watch TV and record all the product placements that happened (and then write survey questions about them). There were all sorts of data to record, like if a primary or second character touched the product, how long the product was on-screen, and whether or not the product was used “as intended.” For example, if someone drinks from a can of Coke, that’s its intended use. If they throw the can of Coke at someone’s head, that’s not the intended use. Long story short, I want to see Jack Bauer beat someone to death with an Apple iPad.

[via TastySlate]