Meet General Larry. When the “American Idol” road show went through Atlanta, the 62-year-old mysteriously slipped past the producers who screen the 28-year-old age limit and wowed the judges with his impassioned performance of his soon-to-be hit song, “Pants on the Ground.” It’s about pants being on the ground. And looking like a fool. It’s honest and simple, and I predict great things for General Larry. He clearly acquired that rank with years of courageous fighting in the war against pants on the ground.
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What’s the matter TBG you don’t like the truth??!! Your initials shouldn’t be TBG they should be the initials of what you do is–IBC–I BITE COCK!!!
I would say that applies to your mother too but you probably don’t know who that is!
Hey Mario. Get fucked.
The best word for anyone that this the song sucks begins with a N ends with a R has a G in the middle and the word isn’t neighbor!!
This guy is awesome! I don’t know how many times I tell my co-workers to pull their pants up! No one wants to see your boxers, Calvin Kleins, boxer-briefs or tightie whities.
Retirement is not suiting Michael Irvin very well at all
Pants on the Ground sucks and so does the internet bandwagon that’s pushing this Idol suckiness. I hope General Larry got raped by Seacrest’s Privates.
damn you Otto Man, beat me to the punch ;)
I was playing basketball yesterday, instead of running on the treadmill, and 70% of the guys playing had their shorts hanging below their ass with their boxers hanging out the top.
I wanted to tell them that the origin of that style came from prison and all the gay dudes who wanted someone to bang them in the ass, would walk around the prison with their ass on display for anyone who wanted it.
Goddamn, that’s one agile 62 year old. I think my beloved Chiefs should sign him up at WR.
Preach on General Larry. The kids today do look like fools with their pants on the ground.
Don’t you hate pants?!
Wacky internet hip hop remix coming in 3…2…1…
Better than any Black Eye Peas song I’ve heard.
Some of us, Sir, suffer from a condition known as “Flat-Ass Syndrome”. Belts are useless.
Who wants to bet that General Larry owns a replica of the General Lee?