REER! KATY PERRY DISSES DIOGUARDI
01.27.10
My overwhelming disdain for “American Idol” keeps me from providing decent coverage of the most-watched show on television; however, if two hot women get into a fight, I’ll cover the story even if it’s happening on the set of “Entourage.”
Such was the case with last night’s “Idol,” when Kara DioGuardi and guest judge Katy Perry butted heads over little disagreements before it got downright catty. When DioGuardi teased Perry by singing “I Kissed a Girl,” Perry shot back, “Please stop before I throw my Coke in your face” — which, as noted earlier, would be an unintended use for a product placement. Anyway, this little scene has sparked all sorts of “controversy,” as Perry said that she’d take a full-time gig as an “Idol” judge, while DioGuardi dismissed the notion of a feud. Basically, it’s the same B.S. non-story that comes out of the “American Idol” news cycle three or four times per season.
Anyway, I’ve got video below, but the real story, as always, is Katy Perry’s boobs. If I flew a WWII bomber, I’d want her painted on the fuselage. (And yes: Warming Glow will now be accepting “paint her fuselage” innuendos in the comments.)
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But I do like Ellen and heard she was po’d at Simon for being 1-1/2 hours late for the show…They didn’t look or talk to each other….is this the beginning of the attack?
I can’t stand women judges…they’re catty and obnoxious. Men are much more fun. Levine (sp) was obnoxious, Kara is downright sickening and that Beckem is ugly…her hubby on the other hand..oh well….when Simon leaves, it’s all over unless they find somebody just like him
ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD COULDN’T BUY KATIE THE COUTH SHE IS LACKING.
Be gone kara we do not need two Simon up in here he is great keep katy she is hotttttttt Oooooooo Paula please come back.
I watched the show the other night with Kara and Katy Perry. Katy Perry was downright rude when she commented about throwing a drink in Kara’s face. You have to take it from where it comes..can’t expect too much class from someone who’s dating Russell Brand. I did think she was funny though when Kara had a soft spot for a contestant and said she felt bad and he had a hard life…Katy shot back with “this is not a Lifetime movie.” Kara is very talented and does know her stuff. Most of the time she’s right on the money.
Debbie’s a downer… and probably a fattie.
This Katy Perry chick is only trying to get attention. Acting obnoxious like she did was how to get people talking…..and we are. But it will all be forgotten in a couple of days. Just like her career.
THESE CELEBRITY GUESTS(unless its an act) ARE NOT VERY NICE PEOPLE.
I’d put her on my fuselage even if I was Enola Gay.
Avril Lavigne seemed to be enjoying herself, which was endearing. So, who’s Kara Dioguardi? For a few minutes i was convinced Janice Dickinson had done a deal with the devil.
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#1 I don’t like American Idol, but I do like irony, and watching people audition in Hollywood, get to the next round and say, “I’m going to Hollywood,” is very enjoyable to me.
#2 Speaking of ironic, I also enjoy that all four people “judging” the contestants could not themselves make it past the first round as a contestant.
#3 I love Katy Perry’s tits.
#4 Avril Lavigne’s cute devil ear hoodie almost made up for the no cleavage problem. Ok it didn’t, but I’d still love to grab onto those ear things whilst…
something something Enola Gay
I really feel bad for women sometimes. Two adult females don’t get along, have a verbal altercation and every website in the world is all, “ZOMG CATF1GHT!” Just another example of this perpetually marginalized group being treated with disrespect by a male-dominated society.
Oh, and nice tits Katy.
I’ll just repost what I said this morning.
Katy Perry made Not Paula look like a hulking man. (See above photo for evidence.)
I’d paint her fuselage, but the only color I have is white.
Katy Perry is one Russell Brand from being absolutely perfect.
I initially read the title as “Katy Perry Disses Dioguard” which I assumed was the security detail protecting Ronnie James Dio.
/you’ve been gone too long in the midnight sea
Haha- yeah, I’d “paint” her “fuselage.” If by “paint” you mean to coat, cover, or decorate with surface pigment and by “fuselage” you mean the central structure of an aircraft.
Sorry- I don’t understand innuendo humor.
Kara DioGaga’s cleavage made a pretty impressive showing in the first half of last night’s show, actually.
If her fuselage is located on her chest or lower back, count me in.
I’d paint her… DAMMIT
Yay! More kitties!
We can all agree the only way to settle this “feud” is bikini-wrestling in a giant Coke/Vanilla Ice Cream float, right?
which, as noted earlier, would be an unintended use for a product placement.
Indeed, the Coca-Cola corporations recommends throwing only glass bottles of Coke at Kara.
The only bull shit story from last nights episode was Avril Lavigne not showing any cleavage. Talk about bull shit.