*SIGH*… MTV MAKING ZOMBIE SERIES
01.08.10
Once again, “MTV Spring Break” gets totally out of hand
George Romero both kick-stared and perfected the zombie movie genre with Dawn of the Dead, and it took an inspired effort from a visual master like Zack Snyder to not be run out of Hollywood by horror nerds after he re-made the film in 2004. Now MTV is trying to re-make it as a TV series. What could possibl-eye go wrong?
They haven’t given away much in terms of details surrounding the show, how it will link to the original film or even when it might hit the air. They have noted the show will feature a mix of the classic, slow moving zombies and the latest fad of turning the undead into Olympic sprinters. It’s good to see so much diversity on television.
I’ve got an idea: “Jersey Shore” has proven to be such a phenomenon, why doesn’t MTV base the show in Seaside Heights and have the zombies eat all the guidos? Tell me you wouldn’t want to see an animated GIF of zombie Snooki getting her head blown off. Internet, make it so!


Pi-Zombies – “Brains… fuhgeddaboudit”
Heh, heh, Snookie getting clocked never goes stale.
You just referenced my favorite Simpsons joke of all time.
The zombies bypassed the Real World house altogether as there were no brains, just assholes.
The zombies better keep their distance from Ronnie. That dude beat the shit out of that skinhead last night.
/looks at my Fred Flintstone toe
The zombies got sick after eating brains at a My Super Sweet 16 party. They were all spoiled, you see.
Zombie Sean Taylor will take out your kicker.
Zombie Jay Leno will eat your soul for a timeslot
Zombie Michael Jackson and Zombie Heath Ledger will be featured on the first episode of MTV Crypts
Awesome, another MTV show about mindless hordes of disease-ridden bottomfeeders.
Zombie Xzibit wants to Gimp Your Ride!
MTV zombies are going to have to work extra hard to get to Sway’s brain!
go one week without posting this .gif… haha just kidding, you better not, this .gif keeps me coming back
you could somehow bring the snooki punch into a conversation about the care bears
MTV Zombies move slow anyway ’cause it’s hard to walk in skinny jeans.
Ha ha! Good one. A zombie movie set in Seaside Heights? They’d all die of starvation.