THAT’S IT? WEAK.
01.29.10So, here’s the proposed Super Bowl ad by gay dating site ManCrunch.com that I wrote about yesterday. And I’m not exactly an expert reviewer of male-to-male passion, but I can’t help but notice that these two guys aren’t even actually making out. It’s kind of like a Skinemax softcore movie — not because it turns me on, but because the impossible sexual geometry is distracting. I’m sorry, but it’s kind of hard to believe that two people are having sex when the guy’s hips are lined up with a woman’s stomach. I guess it beats the Victoria’s Secret catalog, though. Skinemax, I mean. Not this commercial. But it’s cool if you like the gay ad. You won’t be judged here. Unless if you have bad grammar.
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wasnt this a MAD TV sketch?
Alright, I’m just gonna say what everyone else is thinking:
the guy in the Vikings jersey could TOTALLY do better than that guy.
Joe Buck wants to have Brett Favre’s babies, and Troy Aikman wants to have Troy Aikman’s babies.
Still less homoerotic than a Troy Aikman/Joe Buck broadcast.
I knew this would happen once Drew started working out
This is still less gay than the Tim Tebow commercial that’s supposed to air.
“I’m not exactly an expert reviewer of male-to-male passion”
Don’t be so modest.
Just noticed the black guy eating a chicken wing at the end of the commercial. Just saying.
The commercial doesnt even mention the web address
It’s like a balder version of the Snooki gif.
about what i’d expect from minnesota and green bay fans…
I’m guessing the joke is that both of these guys’ teams are watching the Superbeauxl with them?
GEAUX SAINTS!!!!
Honestly they should have just asked the comedy group that did the Teen Wolf Parody- their take on football is much gayer:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/73e008d804/football
@ Stinky Pete
http://instantrimshot.com/
I refuse to believe that any gay man would be caught dead wearing a jersey.
Last year’s Superbowl had guy dancing around with his dong out (if you lived in Tuscon, ty Comcast) so this ad is WAY too tame.
Technically they’re both fans of packers.
@ fidmart85
Agreed. That’s actually the most controversial aspect of that ad.
Ruffles? Gay.
Also, there’s no way a packer fan would ever make out with a vikings fan.
Anyone who puts a bowl chips in that location is obviously hoping for an accidental cup check.
“Ooops, I was reaching for the chips and accidentally grabbed your balls! Wanna make out?”
*on the wall
It is obviously not a Skinemax scene due to the lack of Shannon Tweed and Andrew Stevens.
Notice how the sign on the doesn’t say “No Rear Entry”