THE GUIDOS WANT A RAISE
01.25.10
In news you don’t care about, MTV and the cast of “Jersey Shore” are currently involved in a dispute that will determine the look of the show’s second season. According to TMZ, the cast members have until the end of today to accept a deal that would pay each Guido/Guidette $10,000 an episode. Otherwise, they’ll be replaced, assuming MTV can find well-tanned, shallow morons who are willing to spend a summer drinking and having sex for a reality show.
In other “Jersey Shore” news, a night club in Montclair, N.J. was a chaotic scene of violence when close to 2000 people showed up to meet cast members doing a promotion there (the club’s capacity is 800 people). Police shut down the block to vehicle traffic for two hours and made four arrests while breaking up the crowded scene.
Now see, that’s just a shame. There was plenty of room in J-WOWW’s vaj for everyone. Just make a line, people.
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I’m not proud of this, but I find the Jersey Shore cast quite likable actually
“He piled upon the whale’s white hump the sum of all the general rage and hate felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his chest had been a mortar, he burst his hot heart’s shell upon it.”
2000 people show up for these retards? I give up, the terrorists may be right after all.
Is that the sound of horsemen I hear?
If only they would have gotten here sooner.
I say MTV better pay up! No Snooki, no peace.
Leno is easily the biggest douchebag in that picture.
a night club in Montclair, N.J. was a chaotic scene of violence when close to 2000 people showed up to meet cast members
Needs more molotov cocktail.
UU, the fags from the Hills make 5-10 times that much. Now head on up to the 20th floor.
10G/episode? Excuse me while I burn my college diploma and jump out of my 9th floor office window.