Good news, ladies. Following yesterday’s revelation that Jennifer Love Hewitt got her clam vajazzled, I did a little research and learned that this is a service available not just to big-time TV stars but also to proletarian vaginas. So go ahead and book your next waxing at New York City’s completely bare spa:
For special occasions—or when you want to mix it up—completely bare also offers completely bare with A Flair, a completely bare wax followed by a Swarovski crystal tattoo design in starburst, butterfly, heart and other shapes.
Other shapes, eh? I think a little kitty would be nice. Because I like cats. No innuendo intended. But wait, there’s more:
After they defuzz you, they’ll apply a regal crown design made from Swarovski crystals to your bikini area and then top it off with a 24-karat gold spray. [Time Out New York]
Being a blogger, I of course don’t have a girlfriend, but I imagine this is why people would want one. To have access to a vagina decorated like treasure.
[via The Luxury Spot]
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This is just as bad as anal bleaching
No problem Chris, it’s my pleasure.
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I AM THE BEST! MY VAGINA ROCKS!!
Hewitt uses the crystals too disguise the herp
now rapists can be robbers too!
Proletarian Vaginas is the name of my metal band… be talented musically.
Metal band? Talented musically?
damn i have a hard enought time getting some regular run of the mill vagina, i dont know how im gonna find some bedazzled vaginas, not to mention avatar vagina :(
I don’t really like talking about my flair.
replace the crown with a little flat screen and maybe some of that cool back lighting around the vag and i may never leave.
Danger i would come see your bandless band just because
“Because your lady’s crabs should live in style.”
Otto: Flambe.
Don’t confuse me with your stupid logic and facts.
Proletarian Vaginas is the name of my metal band. At least it is now. I just need to form a band/be talented musically.
C’mon, man. It’s a vag. It’s not like anyone ever looked at one and said, “You know, this is great, but it really needs a chandelier.”
No, but I’ve seen a few I needed a miner’s hat to navigate.
“erm, wouldnt the crytals etc rub off, when you get dressed? or do we need to go commando??”
Commando is always the correct answer.
de-fuzzed = de-licious
If buying other jewelry wasnt enough, now we will be pressured into buying pussy sparklers. Im drawing a line at jewelry that shreds skin from my penis.
“Proletarian vaginas” is the early frontrunner for phrase of the decade.
erm, wouldnt the crytals etc rub off, when you get dressed? or do we need to go commando??
Oh, and I thought vaginae already were a treat to behold. Especially after they have been defuzzed.
C’mon, man. It’s a vag. It’s not like anyone ever looked at one and said, “You know, this is great, but it really needs a chandelier.”
Matt, I might have an answer to why you are sans girlfriend. That banner picture on the right is not a vagina.
Might look pretty? Pretty awesome I say.
While it might look pretty, all I can think is that it would itch. And, there’s few less sexy moves for a girl than scratching your bits.
I’ll save some time with some hundreds and a staple gun.
Otto: Flambe.
I wonder how long until the gay guys are encircling thier assholes with this stuff…
This refutes anyone who claims New York is not the greatest city in the world.
Or, I could just masturbate using a hand full of gravel.
Grass, glass or ass, nobody rides for free.
then top it off with a 24-karat gold spray
You mean like cheesing?
/fully expects every KSK mailbag question to be answered with a vajazzling recommendation
So we’re spraying 24-karat gold on vaginas now?
No wonder we’re so loved by the poor of the world. I can’t wait until the new hot fad is setting food on fire.
Good point, Matt.
Yeah, but you don’t want her to have crystals on her face.
I think a bulls-eye design would be nice.