01.14.10 UPDATE: BEDAZZLED VAGINAS NOT JUST FOR JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT ANY MORE

I think a bulls-eye design would be nice.

Yeah, but you don’t want her to have crystals on her face.

Good point, Matt.

So we’re spraying 24-karat gold on vaginas now?

No wonder we’re so loved by the poor of the world. I can’t wait until the new hot fad is setting food on fire.

then top it off with a 24-karat gold spray

You mean like cheesing?

/fully expects every KSK mailbag question to be answered with a vajazzling recommendation

Grass, glass or ass, nobody rides for free.

Or, I could just masturbate using a hand full of gravel.

This refutes anyone who claims New York is not the greatest city in the world.

I wonder how long until the gay guys are encircling thier assholes with this stuff…

Otto: Flambe.

I’ll save some time with some hundreds and a staple gun.

While it might look pretty, all I can think is that it would itch. And, there’s few less sexy moves for a girl than scratching your bits.

Might look pretty? Pretty awesome I say.

Matt, I might have an answer to why you are sans girlfriend. That banner picture on the right is not a vagina.

C’mon, man. It’s a vag. It’s not like anyone ever looked at one and said, “You know, this is great, but it really needs a chandelier.”

Oh, and I thought vaginae already were a treat to behold. Especially after they have been defuzzed.

erm, wouldnt the crytals etc rub off, when you get dressed? or do we need to go commando??

“Proletarian vaginas” is the early frontrunner for phrase of the decade.

If buying other jewelry wasnt enough, now we will be pressured into buying pussy sparklers. Im drawing a line at jewelry that shreds skin from my penis.

de-fuzzed = de-licious

C’mon, man. It’s a vag. It’s not like anyone ever looked at one and said, “You know, this is great, but it really needs a chandelier.”

No, but I’ve seen a few I needed a miner’s hat to navigate.

“erm, wouldnt the crytals etc rub off, when you get dressed? or do we need to go commando??”
Commando is always the correct answer.

Proletarian Vaginas is the name of my metal band. At least it is now. I just need to form a band/be talented musically.

Otto: Flambe.

Don’t confuse me with your stupid logic and facts.

“Because your lady’s crabs should live in style.”

replace the crown with a little flat screen and maybe some of that cool back lighting around the vag and i may never leave.

Danger i would come see your bandless band just because

I don’t really like talking about my flair.

damn i have a hard enought time getting some regular run of the mill vagina, i dont know how im gonna find some bedazzled vaginas, not to mention avatar vagina :(

Proletarian Vaginas is the name of my metal band… be talented musically.

Metal band? Talented musically?

now rapists can be robbers too!

Hewitt uses the crystals too disguise the herp

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