Jersey Shore (MTV) — Series finale. I’m being honest when I say that I’m going to miss this show. There really is something magical in the way that these shallow, violent idiots occasionally come off as genuine people who kind of care about each other.
Archer (FX) — Is anyone else turned on by Lana? Why do cartoons have to be so sexy? Is this strictly a male phenomenon? Do any of you girls get turned on by cartoons?
30 Rock (NBC) — Julianne Moore guest stars again. Here’s a picture of her licking a sword.
Burn Notice (USA) — Season premiere. I enjoy this show, but come on, USA. I can only record two shows on at the same time on my DVR. “Archer” and “Jersey Shore” take precedence. And my roommate wanting to watch “Project Runway” ain’t gonna help.
Vampire Diaries (The CW) — This is back from hiatus. Huh, I didn’t realize it was on hiatus. That’s what happens when you’re not a woman, I guess.
The Deep End (ABC) — Series premiere. If you’ve watched ten minutes of ABC over the last two weeks, you’ve seen promos for this show. Basically, a bunch of new hires at a law firm get abused by experienced lawyers. And it’s got Billy Zane. You should listen to him. He’s a cool guy.
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I’ll admit it: I totally watch Vampire Diaries – even though it is really just a very bad show. In my defense, I kind of upped the amount of girly crap in my life when I started working for the fire department, b/c of the amount of time I spend in that ultra lesbionic uniform (no offense to the many amazing lesbians in the fire service). I also started wearing REALLY fancy and expensive underpants, so – you know, its not all bad.
I’ve never been turned on by a cartoon, but only b/c I’ve never seen one where the dude listens to me talk about my day and notices my awesome new haircut.
I also didn’t know that Vampire Diaries was on hiatus, because even though I am a woman, I am not 22 and I don’t have a 12 year old daughter.
I have never fantasized about a cartoon, trying now…..not working
My girlfriend said when she was younger she thought that the guy in Daria was hot.
That chick on the Pajiba website said the same thing about the same character.
Me, I just like tentacle porn.
You are turned on by Lana because she looks pretty much identical to Aiesha Tyler. HAWT
Stella watches “Project Runway”? What a bitch!
I want to do Lana and Aisha Tyler at the same time. Delicious.
You’re also forgetting to include nightly season 5 Blu-Ray/DVD replays for all of us Lost fanatics (… alright, losers).
Fucking Office tonight was a clip-show, haven’t witnessed that pathetic an effort since my birthday bj from the wife
Also, NBC and Burn Notice go pretty quickly to OnDemand. Though, if you’re like the shitty cable here, Notice didn’t have HD OnDemand this last go around
Alison Brie was on Attack of the Show last night.
http://g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/moviesandtv/69714/Communitys-Alison-Brie-Talks-Higher-Ed.html
We may not be done with Jersey Shore just yet.
http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/tv/newest_jersey_lx2fhtwQr8c3CichDEBNoL
Why does Aisha Tyler sound like Katie Segal when she’s voicing Lana?
You’re turned on by her because she’s ridiculously hot and she has a gun?
I can’t get into Vampire Dairies because I’m lactose intolerant :(
Edward Cullen insists it’s not a diary. It’s a ‘journal’.
How does a diary become a vampire anyway, I’m askin’ ya!
Oh, and Uff must either have a gay dude as a roommate, or a chick, I’m hoping for the latter.
I know! Plus, I need both hands to make sandwiches anyway.
I want “Rebecca’s” take on the matter.
@ Chino
Yeah, but the remote doesn’t work from the kitchen anyway. No harm no foul.
I’m a woman and I didn’t know Vampire Diaries was on hiatus, either. But, then again, I’m not allowed to touch the remote :(
Thursday is dvr night central, the time in my life when my business degree kicks in as it helps with valuing and managing equities. Also Glowmaster NBC comedies are all new tonight. Burn Notice re-airs a few hours after it premieres so dvr it then. I wish this latenight feud would stay on forever, funniest Coco and Dave have been in awhile.
Put a cork in it Zane!!