AND NOW, GRATUITOUS SHOTGUNS
02.09.10
Okay, okay! I take it back! This chicken is delicious.
Below is the second trailer for FX’s “Justified” (watch the first one here), starring Timothy Olyphant as a Kentucky lawman and debuting March 16th. This one’s not quite as cool as the first trailer, but it does offer a bloodier, shotgunnier glimpse of the show. Seriously, in the second half of the video, like, everyone has a shotgun. It makes me want to move to Kentucky. Bourbon production and a laissez-faire attitude toward carrying shotguns in public sound pretty good to me. Maybe one of those fellows with a mullet can point me in the direction of the nearest independent bookstore with Wi-Fi.

Dudes… dudes… dudes… you’re missing the best part. According to imdb, this show also features Doug E. Doug. Doug E. Doug y’all!!
I could not be more excited for “Redneck Deadwood”. FX and Timothy Olyphant? I’ve been sold from day one.
a good shotgun blast:
the first Punisher movie. buckshottakke to Paul Giamatti’s grill
Stupid woman, ‘ya don’t bring yer boomstick to the dinner table! That’s West Virgina etterkit!
Olyphant deserves a good show. One with shotguns and machins guns.
Olyphant and Goggins would be a kick-ass Bluegrass band name.
wanna have fun? shoot a steaming wet cow patty in front of your little sister and crapakke her with moist bovine feces.
DO NOT aim at the dry ones. that would be unsafe.
Hell, down here in the south, takin’ yer kids to the Walmart on their 12th birthday and buying them their first shotgun is a rite of passage. Seriously.
I tried to fire a shotgun but the only bullets I’m familiar with are the ones I put in my vagina so….
I tried to fire a shotgun once but I couldn’t get the doohickey into the thingamajig so I gave up.
I used to own a shotgun but I sold it because it made me look fat.
Walton Goggins will learn not to insult The Colonel in KY.
I thought about getting a shotgun but a gunrack would look totally stupid in my Miata.
I tried to fire a shotgun once but it made me break a nail so I was all like, screw this!
What the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?!
If I could have had Rex Ryan as my dad, and Timothy Olyphant as my older brother, I think I’d have had a pretty happy childhood and adolescence.
“What are you packing?”
“You’ll pay to find that out?”
Quasi gay-pornish no? Either way this looks bad ass- if it pans out FX deserves some type of award for having good scripted TV on a consistent basis.