BEST. WEATHERMAN. EVER.
02.09.10Meet AccuWeather meteorologist Jim Kosek. Last Friday, as the SNOWPOCALYPSE was bearing down on the mid-Atlantic region, Kosek delivered the forecast with an unhinged zeal that was equal parts professional wrestler and Chris Farley. My God, it is amazing. He has more passion and excitement for the weather than I do for anything on the planet. Of course, part of that is that he’s on TV while I’m a writer. He can flail around and bellow — and he does — but all I’ve got is caps lock and the exclamation point. GRRRRRAAAHHHH I’M TYPING VERY HARD!!!! See? It’s just not the same.
[video via Hot Clicks. Below: two more videos of Kosek going bananas on-air.]


My girlfriend works with his wife. He is a cool dude and I think he is hilarious.
My favorite part was when he said that snow causes 35 degree temperatures to drop below freezing.
BATISTA WITH THE CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCH!
Yes, you could trade Baltimore for New Orleans. A sweet reminder that the Ravesn suck. Ha ha.
Kosek also ignored my request to dub this “Blizzkakke 2010″.
Tune in next week when Hacksaw Jim Duggan takes on the Santa Ana winds!
Jim Kosek is a cumulus-cloud callin’, nor’easter storm statin’, armageddon announcin’ GENIUS, and the DIRTIEST weatherman in the game TODAY! WOOOOOOOOO!
looks like snow isn’t the only white powder this guy knows about
(hint: I’m talking about cocaine!)
Best Part: 51 second mark
“14 TO 22 INCHES OF SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!! …winding down Saturday afternoon.”
Seriously – fuck this guy. Fuck him square in the ass.
He does the evening forecast for the NY metro area also, and because AT&T Uverse can’t figure out how to feed the Weather Channel “Local on the 8′s” regionally, he’s my only option for an on-demand weather. He gets so into his antics that half the time he never gets around to giving the damn forecast.
If I want to watch someone yell and jump around acting “funny”, I’ll turn on
ConanLenoGeorge Lopez, all I want from AccuWeather is a forecast that isn’t utterly fucking useless.It’s days like these I’m glad I
live in Californiaam getting out of NYC for the weekendam not responsible for shoveling out my building.Hey, don’t sell yourself short Uffy. You’ve also got Italics, Boldtype, and
Strikethrough.Still not as good as a stark raving mad meteorologist but you work with what you’re given, right?