CAN WE GET SOME HIGH-RES ALREADY?
02.16.10
Christina Hendricks is awesomely on the cover of New York Magazine this week, and I’ve been sitting on this story for over a day because I’ve been searching for some high-resolution photos of her be-lingeried magnificence. Alas, I’ve found none. Anyway, she doesn’t want to talk about her awesomely huge rack or whatever:
“It kind of hurt my feelings at first,” she says. “Anytime someone talks about your figure constantly, you get nervous, you get really self-conscious. I was working my butt off on the show, and then all anyone was talking about was my body!” [...]
As for the body question, she’ll answer it when asked, but mostly it bores her. “It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth,” she says. “Back when I was modeling, if someone said ‘I’m fasting,’ I would say, ‘Can’t we talk about something else?’”
“Wah, wah, wah, I’m a real person, you guys!” Leave it to beautiful people to complain about being revered for being beautiful. Listen, Chrissy, we all love the way you give Joan sass, but we especially love Joan’s ass. If you wanna talk about something besides your boobs, try wearing a shapeless burlap sack tied around your neck.
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=OOOO ♥
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEjRy–Mgz8
Another love scene with Ms Hendricks … just damn
Thanks, Martin. I like how the site dropped a pop-up ad for Haiti directly on her cleavage.
Oh New York. You know us too well.
906×1222
“Would you look at that? A woman like that could teach you a lot about yourself.”
WOw. Since when did guys notice boobs anymore? I thought they were interested in the butt. I think this lady is beautiful! Not skinny and not fat but she looks good!
/Steps on tongue
I’m sorry, did you say something?
Sorry, Matt, that won’t work either. In the commentary on Firefly, Nathan Fillion notes that she can and has made a shapeless burlap sack sexy.
Aww, Chino. Come back, baby. I didn’t mean it like that.
*sighs, begins making own sandwich*
Shapeless burlap sack? That’s the hottest thing I’ve ever heard.
You just had to go there, didn’t you?
*throws hands over butterface, runs off crying*
@ Chino
Also works well with girls who have a face they don’t want noticed.
Speaking as a girl with a terrific rack, I must say that it really is a blessing and a curse. Guys are always talking to your boobs, but that can come in handy if you have a zit that you don’t want noticed.
I think she’s complaining more about being called fat than comments about her breasts. I remember flipping through and hearing someone refer to her as a “big girl”. While she’s not skinny by any means, she isn’t fat either. So I can see where she’s coming from.
Added Hendricks, “When’s lunch?”
Tell me more about Obama’s lucky number, New York magazine!
/hoping that those are extensions and not a massive fire crotch
“It just leaves a bad taste in my mouth,”
What sort of taste would you prefer? Please say, “salty.”
“I was working my butt off on the show,”
As long as she doesn’t work her tits off.
I appreciate throwbacks to the 50s, when female sex symbols were pasty and wore a size 20.
Did she ever even TRY purging?
“I don’t wanna talk about my boobs,” says the girl posing in a corset that pushes them up to her chin.
If she shows up somewhere in a burlap sack, I’m slitting your throat.
I want to interview her breats…
…and water-test them for buoyancy.