CHECK OUT THIS UGLY NERD
02.02.10
Christina Hendricks was at the Directors Guild Awards this past weekend, where she presented a special-edition gold coin to the Jewish leprechaun of the year. But more importantly, Hendricks donned glasses to read the award. And if I learned anything from middle school, it’s that people with poor vision should be chastised for wearing glasses. Ha ha, look at that geeky Four Eyes! She probably likes comic books and science fiction and They Might Be Giants and… wait. That’s all stuff that *I* like. Dammit, the point of this post was supposed to make me feel better about not being her dorky husband. Foiled again! I’ll get you for this, Hendricks!
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She is fat and ugly, the only thing she has going for her is big boobs. Otherwise she is just another fat chick. So many guys don’t care how ugly and fat a chick is as long as her tits are huge.
Every time I see a picture of Christina Hendricks I remember that she is married to the snozzberries guy from Super Troopers and it makes me want to kill myself even more than when Grandpa Steve takes me to the garage to work on special projects with my shirt off.
Ugly?? Want to know how I know you’re gay?
/Girls with glasses are hot.
Wow- They Might Be Giants, i think the minute I graduated highschool that group was erased from my memory but i had EVERY album they ever made up until that point.
Also, I think Christina Hendricks has large breasts and I would like to have sex with her.
/Might be an impatient, double-posting dipshit
They might be giants? Even without my glasses, I can confirm that those a definitely giants.
/because she has big boobs, you see.
They might be giants? Even without my glasses, I can confirm that those a definitely giants.
/because she has big boobs, you see
I swear, she can make anything sexy.
Mrs. Bullet: How come you won’t kiss me after oral?
Me: What?! Lady, that is fucking gross.
Christina Hendricks: Hey, can I shit in your mouth?
Me: . . . Fuck, that’s hot.
That little space between her knobs and the top of her dress is a place that I want to vacation at.
I’ll
getjerk off to you for this, Hendricks!/fixed
“Why yes, I was talking too loudly in the library. You’ll have to punish me, Maam.”
It was a great night until her boobs ate her glasses.
Boy when she takes off those glasses, She’s All That.
She wearing glasses? I didn’t notice, I was looking at her other spectacles.
The only thing sexier is if it’s revealed she’s a bi…focal user.
Holy fucking tits Batman!!!