JAPANESE STAR WARS TUNA. OF COURSE.
02.02.10This is a Japanese tuna (“sea chicken”) commercial made in 1978 that uses actors in cheap Star Wars costumes. I suppose that doesn’t sound all that crazy, given all the technological developments in panty vending machines and tentacle porn over the last three decades, but this is at least interesting as a milestone in international pop culture history.
I mean, when you get down to it, this comes off as a cheap and weird middle finger to copyright law, but in 1978 the United States was taking Quaaludes, listening to disco, and relying on a color scheme comprised of orange, gold, and pea green. It’s the last time in history that Japan was less insane than America. Once the ’80s happened, we got Reagan and they made Hello Kitty. That was when the balance of panty-sniffing turned forever to the Land of the Rising Sun.

If Star Wars was made into Japanese style art it would look like this
http://www.japansugoi.com/wordpress/star-wars-japanese-art-style-fom-steve-bialik/
they all tuna “sea chicken” in Japan. That star wars tie up was unathorised.
http://www.japansugoi.com/wordpress/star-wars-hagoromo-sea-chicken-tuna-tv-commercial-1978/
A deleted scene from Return of the Slant-Eye.
They did capture C3P0′s gayness though.
What, no R2D2? Fuck this shit.
What the…Vader’s lightsaber is the wrong color! How in the hell does anyone expect me to take this seriously?!?
“That was when the balance of panty-sniffing turned forever to the Land of the Rising Sun.”
I’m doing my best to tip things back in our favor. Come on people, I can’t do it alone.
Anyone want to bet on the number of actors from that Commercial who died of Cocaine overdoes and or AIDS? I’m going with all of them.
Star Wars huh?
/thumbs nose
//Awaits Complex Magazine gallery and article on Alison Brie, where she says: “It was enjoyable to run around campus naked from time to time…I think I always had that weird naked instinct…”
Ah, yes, 1978…when Billy Carter was king. It was a simpler, drunker time.