NOW WE’RE TALKIN’
02.18.10
I complained earlier this week that the Christina Hendricks lingerie photos from her New York Magazine cover shoot weren’t available in high resolution (Ed note: When I first typed that sentence, I wrote “resolustion.” I almost kept the typo). Well, here they are, in glorious Breastovision. Also, regarding the cover shot, bohemea says:
Christina is wearing a vintage bustier FROM HER OWN COLLECTION! I find that indescribably sexy.
Indescribably sexy… and totally not fair. Whether it’s drinking whiskey with Neil Patrick Harris, wearing her own incredible lingerie on magazine covers, or just having really huge tits, the rest of you ladies REALLY need to step it up if you want to meet these unrealistic expectations of women that Christina Hendricks has imbued in me.
(Side note: does anyone else find vintage lingerie off-putting? Someone’s grandma got nailed in that.)
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“From her own collection.”
This just… I mean… this… I’m… this is… Ohsweetdearbabyjesusgodohlordhelpmeplease!
This is why men become stalkers.
Finally, a candidate I’d like to get behind.
Christina Hendricks’ amazing rack for president, 2012! http://bit.ly/8ZW2Dh Join the movement.
GOD DAMN IT! I need to go murder that fucking geek husband of hers.
/wipes off homeless man spunk
HEY LOOK AT THIS FAT CHICK!
If she’s fat, then I guess I have a thing for fat chicks*.
*Note: Fat chicks MUST look exactly like her.
The “eye” can be explained by the fact that Christina can see what you’re doing right now while looking at her pictures.
I nailed your grandmother in that vintage bustier.
“…the rest of you ladies REALLY need to step it up if you want to meet these unrealistic expectations of women that Christina Hendricks has imbued in me.”
I stepped it up years ago during puberty, I have huge tits
What’s going on with her eye on the front cover? It’s like it’s trying to escape from it’s porcelain prison
Where are the commenters at that call her fat today? Oh, they’re performing oral sex on the homeless? Fair enough.
Damn you, Christina Hendricks!
Actually, no, I can’t hate her. I’m just extremely jealous.
Even Christina on the right is aghast at the size of her own knockers.
you, good Sir, are a Prince!
Damnit, I meant to send you this video from the photo shoot: http://tinyurl.com/ya4awb5
“Someone’s grandma got nailed in that.” –
eh. it’s too early to call you grandma a whore.
Whoops. Guess not.
Why does this leper get to take advantage of that woman?! WHY?!!
http://is.gd/8EK3v
Between this and Toddlers & Tiaras, WG is bringing teh sexay back.
God bless you and all you do for television Warming Glow. You know our children are learning from you.