OH MY GOD, HOW SHOCKING
02.17.10
Today in news that’s so unexciting I can barely muster the energy to make a dismissive wanking motion, some of the people on “Jersey Shore” don’t have Italian bloodlines.
[In] an appearance on FoxNews.com’s hit Web show, “The Strategy Room,” Jenni “JWOWW” Farley revealed that she and some of the other cast members are not actually Italian!
Farley herself is “Spanish and Irish,” while castmate Snooki is actually Chilean. [Fox411]
Whoa, that’s so utterly mind-blowing I had to sit down to yawn. You mean “Farley” isn’t an Italian name? Are we sure JWOWW’s great-great-grandfather “Ferli” didn’t have his name misspelled at Ellis Island?
As for Snooki, who the hell knows? She might be Italian, she might not. Right now our only evidence that she isn’t is JWOWW saying that she isn’t. And while I dig JWOWW ‘s stripper-inspired wardrobe and her psychotic episodes while drinking, I wouldn’t give her the title of Expert Genealogist just yet. For all we know, JWOWW’s claim comes from getting drunk on mudslides with Snooki at Chili’s.
Hey, speaking of Italian mudslides…
[video via BuzzFeed]
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They have had plenty of Italian in them.
/puts on FBI (full blooded Italian) t-shirt
//fist pumps
Dee Earth, itsa movin, getta da tractors outta hera! Oh no, I losta mya cannoli!
There’s a Chilean Sea Bass joke around here somewhere…
I gotta be honest, I was expecting something much less SFW from that segue.
To Urban Dictionary!
And my Italian ancestors can rest…
+1 Strange Botwin. “Cannoli” and “meat-a-ball” in a cheap Italian accent are always good for a laugh.
@ Strange Botwin
Also, Mya Cannoli would be a FANTASTIC porn name.
*copywrites Fillin’ Mya Cannoli*
And my prolific streak of comments with typos continues.
Strange Botwin, you forgot, “momma mia!”
Italians the most ambiguous looking people on earth.
Anyone can cay they are Italian. From white people, to latino people, to Arabs, to some Indians.
Madonna is Italian and so Monica Bellucci. Those 2 dont even look like they belong to the same species let alone the same ethnicity.
Madonna is British.
Let’s go to the zoo and watch the monkeys DO IT
@Grimey +1 sir.
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Snooki is Chilean? Most like Chifatass, amirite!!!
Well played, Enrico. Can’t believe I missed that opportunity.
Ok, so what the hell is “JWOWW” supposed to stand for? Google gives shite – and her website even had nothing (and it’s horrible to look at). I need to clean out my eyes.
As an Italian myself, when I first saw this I thought, “Hell no! Those bitches aren’t even Italian.” Then I realized I should be extremely proud that they aren’t.
Rock on, multi-ethicity hoes, rock on
LOL! Yeah, classless hoes! ROCK-ON!