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02.02.10 SNL: ZACH G :) AND JENNIFER LOPEZ :(

I’m not exactly eager for this week’s “Saturday Night Live,” which will be hosted by Twitter user Ashton Kutcher. And it’s gonna get worse before it gets better, as the next two hosts after a two-week break for the Olympics will be Jennifer Lopez (boo) and Zach Galifianakis (yay). From the Comic’s Comic:

Jennifer Lopez, fresh off of her impressive performance stealing the monologue from George Lopez on his TBS late-nighter Lopez Tonight, is expected to do double duty as host and musical guest on Feb. 27, 2010…

And the week after that, Zach Galifianakis — who told me in September he thought SNL might never let him host — is going do be doing just that in what should be a very special episode on March 6, 2010. Musical guest for that week still to be determined.

I suppose J-Lo could conceivably be okay. I’ll always have a soft spot for her because I loved Out of Sight so much, but whatever actress she used to be succumbed to the ravages of time and her ego and (alleged!) cosmetic surgery years ago. But Zach Galifianakis? Oh baby. My expectations are already way too high. I have to keep in mind that this is just “Saturday Night Live.”

11 Comments » TAGS: ASHTON KUTCHER, JENNIFER LOPEZ, NBC, SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, ZACH GALIFIANAKIS

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There are 11 comments about:
SNL: ZACH G :) AND JENNIFER LOPEZ :(

February 2nd, 2010 at 3:35 pm

Upstate Underdog says:

Anyone else remember the show “Dog Bites Man” on Comedy Central with Zach G. and the guy who played the doctor in The Hangover? Now that was a funny show.

February 2nd, 2010 at 3:42 pm

donturtuccio says:

god damn… she used to be so hot

+1 upstate

February 2nd, 2010 at 3:48 pm

Upstate Underdog says:

I forget that Zach’s character on DBM was named Alan, just like in The Hangover. Coincidence? I think not.

February 2nd, 2010 at 3:55 pm

Chazz_Goodtimes says:

Oh Marshall Karen Sisco- you remain one of the fictional characters I’d most like to bang.

February 2nd, 2010 at 3:57 pm

Zack says:

Jennifer Lopez’s career cycle is kind of like the life cycle of a moderately large star. It burns bright for a while and may flare up with occasional flashes of brilliance, but then collapses into a a black hole that does nothing but suck from that point forward.

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:06 pm

Enrico Pallazzo says:

“fresh off of her impressive performance stealing the monologue from George Lopez”

THIS IS ALL IT FUCKING TAKES TO HOST SNL THESE DAYS!!!

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:09 pm

wehavehair says:

That mustache could end wars.

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:17 pm

Burnsy says:

I hope J-Lo reminds you all that she’s Jenny from the block. Because it seems like some of you are trippin’.

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:28 pm

Grimey says:

In other news, Roman Polanski wants to know who stole his fucking bullhorn

February 2nd, 2010 at 4:49 pm

Tracer Bullet says:

I dunno. His humor is so idiosyncratic. How is he going to fit into a sketch about a guy who’s because his last name is Asswipe and people keep mispronouncing it?

February 2nd, 2010 at 5:31 pm

Farthammer says:

The Between Two Ferns with Jon Hamm made me laugh so hard I shit out of my dick.

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